I really miss FOTchan!

[KickTheBobo]

ok, fess up: who was the weisenheimer who could sign my name to otherwise innocuous posts?

[todd]

It was me. I didn't start it, but as soon as you took offense to it, I started doing it.

[Forrest]

Alright. I had the crush on Sarah. I see no reason to be ashamed.

[Sarah]

And thank heaven you did, Forrest.  I had been feeling quite left out till you posted.  You saved me from moping.

[Emily]

ok, fess up: who was the weisenheimer who could sign my name to otherwise innocuous posts?

It was me. I didn't start it, but as soon as you took offense to it, I started doing it.

when i did it i signed kick the boob.

[Oogie]

I posted 666 posts in FOTchan, and signed my name to any personal things I said.

I believe that Sarah's (i think) idea about 50+ posts rule is a good un.

Also, how about a "random unveiling", kind of like a drug test, where oh shit i gotta fart

[todd]

I posted 666 posts in FOTchan, and signed my name to any personal things I said.

I believe that Sarah's (i think) idea about 50+ posts rule is a good un.

Also, how about a "random unveiling", kind of like a drug test, where oh shit i gotta fart

That would be awesome - every 25th post in FOTchan isn't anonymous. It's like russian roulette!

[Julie]

Who said they want to be with me in a hot tub? That's so creepy, because of mycobacterium fortuitum, but my ego was kind of inflated and I liked it. Certainly I preferred it to most everything else people said about me...

[John Junk 2.0]

I've been in a hot-spring hot tub naked with all sorts of weird people.  You know why?  Because I live in California now.

Alas, I did not write that, Julie, but good luck on your quest to find who did.

[Julie]

I'm just curious. Does whoever wrote that have the balls to say so when he isn't anonymous? It was a guy, wasn't it?

[Anonymous 43]

...Sorry it's gone...

Yeah, me too.

[Anonymous 43]

...Sorry it's gone...

Yeah, me too.

Me three!!!

[Stan]

...Sorry it's gone...

Yeah, me too.

Me three!!!

 Email me when you get to "Me eight" so I can finally use that joke.

[Susannah]

I anonymously declared my love for Omar (he knows already, so does it count?) and came to Laurie's defense un-anonymously.  That's it! 

Can my secret crushes please stand up?  I am still friendless and boyfriendless in LA.

[Forrest]

Susannah, if a girl like you is boyfriendless, it is almost certainly by choice.