Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.

[Pastor Josh]

"let me wiki that"

Agreed, but when PBR said he was going to Google something last week, it cracked me up.  Not sure why.

[cna]

I really like it when JW is baffled that Tom works for a radio station and doesn't know [insert arcane piece of music trivia here; e.g. Dave Smalley is the bassist for the Raspberries].

[NotGiamatti]

Anytime JW mentions a Hondo guitar. As a kid my friends and I would always stop in to goof on the crummy guitars in our crappy neighborhood music store.  It was the kind that mostly rented school band instruments so they had a guitar section just to say they did.  Hondo was well represented on those walls.   

My first guitar was a Hondo. My dad bought it at Sears.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

Very long pauses on the other end of a phone line.

[spruce]

Hand burger, fontasy and boo-ffet.

[betheboy]

Tom claiming to not be able to get a ticket for a horrible, unpopular movie, visiting Stub Hub out of desperation, and being sold a counterfeit ticket.

This makes me laugh every time.

[break]

Not so much an ongoing joke as a repeated one, but I love Tom's Paul Stanley speech to the slobs at a Kiss concert who have horrible lives. 

[LJ]

Not so much an ongoing joke as a repeated one, but I love Tom's Paul Stanley speech to the slobs at a Kiss concert who have horrible lives. 

"Our lives aren't that bad." So good.

[Big Plastic Head]

Remember the ol' "Running into celebrities in the Elevator" bits?

I love/miss those.

[sparkatus]

Tom feigning ignorance of something that he knows all about.

Tom mentioning his Zune.

Tom threatening Pangea.

JW calling Hodgman "Max"

[waltkellysghost]

I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.

[Pastor Josh]

I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.

Me, too!  And vuvuzela madness seemed such a good excuse to bring it back.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.

I love when JW says "It's just something I do."

I've used this saying a lot when asked for detailed explanations for any absurd thing I might do.