"let me wiki that"
Anytime JW mentions a Hondo guitar. As a kid my friends and I would always stop in to goof on the crummy guitars in our crappy neighborhood music store. It was the kind that mostly rented school band instruments so they had a guitar section just to say they did. Hondo was well represented on those walls.
Tom claiming to not be able to get a ticket for a horrible, unpopular movie, visiting Stub Hub out of desperation, and being sold a counterfeit ticket.
Not so much an ongoing joke as a repeated one, but I love Tom's Paul Stanley speech to the slobs at a Kiss concert who have horrible lives.
I miss the sound of a foghorn blaring through a phone.