Movie Quotes Continued

[Chris in Somerville, Mass.]

Oh, is this the part where I'm supposed to say, 'What is this all about?', and he says, 'Shut up! I ask the questions!'
- Elliott Gould (The Long Goodbye)

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...

"Is this movie over yet?"*


*not said by a character, but by several theater patrons.

[Spoony]

From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.

[NJL]

And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

[kittykittymeowmixhead]

Road House

Bouncer: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?

Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Bouncer: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Dalton: Is she?
             
(laughter)

[DoodleJump!]

And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

This quote came up today on one of my Apples to Apples cards! Whoa!

[kittykittymeowmixhead]

Jessica Biel in Next:

"You can see things before they happen..."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Jessica Biel in Next:

"You can see things before they happen..."

Somebody recently told me that Next was "awesome."

Also from Biel...

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,4714.540.html

[Steve in North Hollywood]

an awesome quote is...

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

-Max Fischer "Rushmore"

Just reading that made me want to go home and watch Rushmore again, IMMEDIATELY!!!

"Unlock it!!!"

[JonFromMaplewood]

"It's a UNIX SYSTEM!"

               -Girl in Jurassic Park

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:

Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]

This cracked me up.  Though I'm going to start saying this and seeing if it elicits awkward silence.  Starting with my class this Tuesday.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:

Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]

This cracked me up.  Though I'm going to start saying this and seeing if it elicits awkward silence.  Starting with my class this Tuesday.

Also from Punisher Warzone:

"You're gonna make it!" said to a man with an axe stuck in the left side of his chest.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

"If we go your way that's four inches.  We go my way, that's an inch and a half. You wanna buy the extra gas?"
~Steve Zissou

[Reeleyes]

From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.

Also from TV but I think it one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

Tracy Jordan: Jack, do you like Phil Collins?

Jack Doneghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.

Also from TV but I think it one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

Tracy Jordan: Jack, do you like Phil Collins?

Jack Doneghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?

Awesome.

Back to movies!  From the new "blockbuster" G.I. Joe ...

"...." ~ Snake Eyes.