Movie Quotes Continued

[Martin]

"He was so perfect, he could eat soup with a corkscrew."

-- Annette Bening, The Grifters

[fyodor]

From Barton Fink:

"Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!"

[Matt]

Kris Kristofferson's flubbed line from BIG TOP PEE WEE:

"I'll tell you what kind of snow, Showball...Snowball!"

[dnk]

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
-KISS KISS BANG BANG

P.S. I have no idea how this thread works. Do we just post random movie quotes we love and comment?

[Pete from oz]

Toy Story 2:

"I despise that chicken."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
-KISS KISS BANG BANG

P.S. I have no idea how this thread works. Do we just post random movie quotes we love and comment?

Basically, post a quote that you think would NEVER make it on one of those highfalutin "Movie Quotes" lists, but that you find memorable all the same.

So, stuff like "Use the Force, Luke." or "We're gonna need a bigger boat." are too well known, and therefore not nearly cool enough to make it on to this list.

You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

Keep contributing to both!!!

[fredfoster]

"Go away I got the room 'till 12 o'clock." -Surviving the Game

[DoodleJump!]

You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.

[Reeleyes]

"That's great! I'll tell everybody you're coming. We're gonna play Twister and do breakdancing..."
-Rick Moranis. Ghostbusters

[Steve in North Hollywood]

You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

Was that your brudder that made that call?

[DoodleJump!]

You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

Was that your brudder that made that call?

Indeed.

"I have...a mole?" Robin Hood Men in Tights

[fyodor]

From Being There:

Chauffeur: Would you like a car?
Chance The Gardener: Yes! I would like a car!

[Chris in Somerville, Mass.]

Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch (walking out the door): My secretary.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From Nacho Libre...

"Why can't we ever have just like a salad?"