Movie Quotes Continued

[buffcoat]

Hairspray flip: Check
Cable-knit sweater: Check
Terrible yet wholesome (?!) overacting: Check, check, check.

Two separate 30 something coworkers correctly guessed this clip as 1987.

[furnstein]

Heavyweights:

Tony Perkis, Jr. to the fat camp kids after he finds their food stash:

"Well, look at this.  Who wants to own up to this treasure trove?  Oh look, A DELI MEAT."


From Hard Day's Night:

Simon Marshall: If you don't cooperate you won't get to meet Susan.
George: And who's this Susan when she's at home?
Simon Marshall: Only Susan Canby, our resident teenager.
George: Oh! You mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?
Simon Marshall: Excuse me?
George: Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit around the telly and watch her for a giggle. One time we actually sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was in all that rubbish.
Simon Marshall: She's a trendsetter. It's her profession.
George: She's a drag. A well known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.
Simon Marshall: Get him out of here! He's knocking the program's image!
George: Have I said something amiss?
Simon Marshall: Get him out!
George: Sorry about the shirts!

From Return of the Living Dead during the zombie burning scene:

Burt Wilson: What about the bones?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Bones are no problem. The hardest part to burn is the heart.
Burt Wilson: Why's that?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: It's one big muscle.
Burt Wilson: Well, Ernie, we don't want the heart hanging around!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart.

From Return of the Living Dead:

Ethel Glover: How was your day, dear?
Col. Horace Glover: The usual. Crap.
Ethel Glover: Oh. Well, I'm sorry... I made your favorite: lamb chops!
Col. Horace Glover: I had them for lunch

[furnstein]

From Mask:

Rocky Dennis: [Poem] These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

MONKEYS IN TREES!?!?!?!?!?!

[buffcoat]

Rose was great as his mom.

[bobby.]

Oh! From Speed:

"Poor people are crazy. I'm eccentric!"

[Martin]

"If we ever get married, I'm getting a divorce!"

"Holy bananas, it's a girl's leg!"

Two awesome quotes from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Color Me Blood Red.

[erika]

TRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!

Stand by Me

[Sploops]

"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

- Quick Change

[Dorvid Barnas]

"Wake up, Limey fish! Fucking insects." - A Fish Called Wanda

[Sploops]

Troll 2
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 Now that's what I call music acting.  (20sec.)

[Laurie]

"If we ever get married, I'm getting a divorce!"

"Holy bananas, it's a girl's leg!"

Two awesome quotes from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Color Me Blood Red.

Ooh, I've met him! He's a sweetheart.

[Martin]

Cool. I believe he filmed most of his blood trilogy in Florida. (If you haven't seen Color Me Blood Red, you should - you'd like it, it's about the Fine Arts. Not as poignant as A Bucket of Blood, but still.)

[Laurie]

My favorite HGL movie is The Gore Gore Girls, obviously.

[lemke]

My fave quote from Ghostbusters would be:

"They hate that."
- (as Venkman taps the two high piano notes)

and...

"It's like a cool groove, you never want it to end."
- Jamie Foxx in Collateral (can't put my finger on why this line is so damn silly)

[kenkwan]

Troll 2
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 Now that's what I call music acting.  (20sec.)

Troll is an awesome movie. But I will never watch Troll 2 again.

Here are some quotes from Better Off Dead, which is endlessly quotable.

1. "He puts his testicles all over me.."
"Excuse me, "testicles"?"
"Yes, you know, octopus? Testicles?"
"Tentacles, "nt", big difference."

2. Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

3. "You see the thing is, my brother got his arm caught in the microwave this morning and my grandma dropped acid and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family emergency. Can you come back later?"