Movie Quotes Continued

[erika]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raul Duke:
"Quick, like a bunny!"

[Stan]

I should have suggested this one:

"We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book."

- Father Ripper, Heathers

 "What's your damage, Heather."

-Heather One, Heathers

[TacoSmith]

First of all, I would like to say that Swiss Miss's Pootie Tang quote is my favorite line from that movie and makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Also, I would like to nominate two lines from "The Stuff" which, if you aren't familiar, is a movie about a whipped marshmallow like food that turns people into zombies. In one scene, the kid in the movie eats shaving cream to trick his family into thinking he ate the real thing. When telling the hero of the movie, played by Michael Moriarty, about this he replies very nonchalantly:

"We all have to eat shaving cream once in a while."

The other line comes from a character named Chocolate Chip Charlie played by SNL veteran Garrett Morris:

"Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!"

[Sploops]

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[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I think I might x-post this as its own thread, because it's a really fun game, but I got this email from a friend:

So I just watched Bourne Supremacy and Brian Cox has to deliver this line at one point:  "You're walking into a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."
Mr. Cox, a true master of the craft, delivers the line with aplomb and it even almost makes sense.
Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny and my brother and me came up with a few variations.  Thought y'all might wanna play at that game as well.  Here're a couple of ours to start the ball rolling:

"You're making snowballs out of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gloves for it."
"You've been invited to a formal gala of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gown for it."

etc...
-danny


Here are some greatest hits from our little gang of pals:

You're making a red velvet cake of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the recipe for it.

You're doing a performance art piece of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the chocolate syrup for it.

You're a contestant on a Japanese game show of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shit for it.

You're lifting a barbell of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the deltoids for it.

You're casting Quivering Palm on a beholder of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the manna for it.

You're wearing a dress of shit from college, Pamela, and you don't have the figure for it.

You're downloading scatalogical porn, Pamela, and you don't have the bandwidth for it.

You're tatting an intricate pattern of shit, Sheila, and you don't have the lace for it.

You're writing a blog of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the boring life for it.

[Miss]

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Perfection!

[JonFromMaplewood]

Just to clarify my Joe Don Baker quote from Cape Fear:

Max Cady is threatening Joe Don Baker's private eye character. In response, Baker says, "Any time you feel squirrely, you just jump"...with a "you-don't scare-me" smile on his face. Amazing.

Also, I missed a lot of the show after I called in, and wanted to know: Is the list going to be posted anywhere?

Best,
Jon from Maplewood

[timmx]

I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!

And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.

Tom.

Thanks for the stamp of approval.

I've never called in but listening to the archive yesterday (instead of live on Tuesday) it was driving me nuts that I felt I had the perfect Pee-Wee quote, especially when people called to try the same (wrong) quote twice.

To be picky, that line is from Francis' Dad's henchman. My favorite line from Francis' Dad is "Fruit please." When asked what flavor of (trick) gum he'd like. Its all in the delivery.

[Deric W. Haircare]

Might I nominate: "Into the mud, scum queen!", from The Man With Two Brains

[dave from knoxville]

I love my dead gay son

[moonshake]

Normalcy is coursing through my veins. - The House of Yes

[paul]

personal faves that i know tom won't pick:

"look at those costumes! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!" - TMNT 2: Secret Of The Ooze

about 900,000 quotes from UHF:
"what, you guys don't like Bonanza?!?!?"
"SUPPLIES!!!!!!!"
"where'd you find this guy?" " i thought you hired him?"
"these floors are dirty as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore!!!"
"MY MOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"i just found a guy who can swallow his own face!"
"i bought me a rolex!"

etc etc


ok so i dont really have anything else cause i dont watch many movies. sorry.

[erika]

No wire hangers, ever!

[BenjaminBirdie]

Just finished this ep.  Man, I wish I'd been listening live.

In my opinion the proper quote from Magnolia is this one, from Officer Jim Kurring, to the obstinate Marcie:

"I'm not askin'."

Her angry seating of herself is the perfect punctuation to it.

And speaking of Paul Thomas Anderson, who could forget this classic from Boogie Nights:

"YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF DIRK."

Perfect in its insane puffed uppedness.  If you ask me.

But yeah, I am a massive fan of the more unused and hilarious lines in anything.  My Ghostbusters quote would never make the list, as it is not made up of words, but rather the hand motions Egon makes to Venkman in order to secretly advise him how much their services will cost the swank New York hotel they have just deghosted.

[Jixby Phillips]

My favorite Ghostbusters quote is "(grunts)" - Slimer