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Sploops

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2007, 09:51:51 PM »


Pierce Bush, W's nephew... who, from the looks of it, has political aspirations.
Wow.  I've never heard of him before but after seeing this picture I hate him with all my being.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #106 on: December 03, 2007, 10:50:39 PM »
i'm throwing dating and interviewing for jobs into the hate pit.

i know these aren't people, but they're going in.

Stan

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2007, 12:26:47 AM »
i'm throwing dating and interviewing for jobs into the hate pit.

i know these aren't people, but they're going in.

 Hey!

 Your avatar is back.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #108 on: December 04, 2007, 01:03:55 AM »
i'm throwing dating and interviewing for jobs into the hate pit.

i know these aren't people, but they're going in.

You think that's bad, I should tell you about the year and a half I spent interviewing to become an escort.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2007, 05:00:22 AM »
Two or three years ago I decided I absolutely hate him.



Jared (said in the way that Tom says "Bees" and "Fudge" and "Jokes")



Jared from Smugway.



ian

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2007, 07:55:18 AM »
Jared went to my college, in my hometown. Here is the apartment building he occupied during those years:



Apparently it was the closest place to eat, as he was too busy with the pornography rental business he was running out of his home (this was pre-ubiquitous world wide web) to venture more than a block away.

John Junk

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2007, 12:02:15 PM »
Thanks ian,
Now I have more fuel for the flames in my pit!

-John

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #112 on: December 04, 2007, 12:27:41 PM »

dave from knoxville

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #113 on: December 04, 2007, 01:50:20 PM »
Two or three years ago I decided I absolutely hate him.



Jared (said in the way that Tom says "Bees" and "Fudge" and "Jokes")



Jared from Smugway.




Why's he holding my pants?

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #114 on: December 04, 2007, 02:06:12 PM »
Jared went to my college, in my hometown. Here is the apartment building he occupied during those years:



Apparently it was the closest place to eat, as he was too busy with the pornography rental business he was running out of his home (this was pre-ubiquitous world wide web) to venture more than a block away.

I read an interview where he (Jared) denied being so clever as to make money off of his extensive porn collection. He just liked porn.

I feel dirty.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #115 on: December 04, 2007, 04:52:34 PM »
And I will argue to my dying day that show was great because of Rip Torn, despite Jeffrey Tambor, and I am just barely to the good side on Shandling himself.

Dave, I like you. I don't agree with you, but I like you.

Those Nancy Grace flubs seem really staged to me. Why would there be a camera in the control room? If, as I suspect, these flubs were staged so that Nancy Grace could portray herself as the "sane" head of her terrible little operation at the expense of belittling her co-workers, then she's even more despicable than I had suspected. If I could find the clip of her mocking one of her guests, I would have posted it; one of her male guest trips over his words a little, so Nancy mocks him by stuttering accusingly, like he did it just to spite her. Ugh, she gets my ire up. Definitely Hate Pit material.

Aside from Nancy Grace, few people get me angrier than people who think they're funny, but in actuality are anything but. First example, Rob Schneider. How he still has a career is beyond me. It's one thing to be terribly unfunny, but to get defensive when people call you out as being the boob you are (see: Carlos Mencia), that's Hate Pit worthy.

For those who haven't read it yet, here's Roger Ebert's review of Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo. Gives you an idea just how full of himself this Schneider character is: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001. Sweet comeuppance!

Another thing that peeves me about Rob Schneider is his Elvis worship. Ugh. I couldn't find the clip of him doing his Elvis impersonation on SNL during the G.E. Smith era (don't get me started on that guy), but here's an equally hateable clip from Conan O'Brien in the mid-90s:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUKwNferYlU[/youtube]

Another guy in my Hate Pit - Greg Gutfeld, the host of "Red Eye" on FOX News. Aside from the fact that he's on FOX News, I don't have a lot of support/evidence for this one, but, come on, look at this guy. He fits the smug, condescending FOX-anchor-type to a tee. I want to punch him in his fat face.



Here's a good clip. "You know what bugs me? People who are blinded by partisan ideology." I think my irony detector just combusted. Also, check out his little "Greg-alogue" graphic in the bottom right of the screen - what, we need to see a flattering picture of him while he's onscreen talking?

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=c81j9NFO5PA&feature=related[/youtube]

Sorry for the length, everybody. Hopefully it was enjoyable in some way.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #116 on: December 04, 2007, 05:28:58 PM »
News teams and "News teams" always have the worst comic timing.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #117 on: December 04, 2007, 06:58:15 PM »





Shaun White
a.k.a. "The Flying Tomato"

is also in my hate pit

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #118 on: December 04, 2007, 08:09:46 PM »
I'm not sure if anybody's mentioned Tom Green yet, but I find him absolutely repelling. He goes in my hate pit.

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Re: Hate Pit Continued
« Reply #119 on: December 04, 2007, 08:42:02 PM »
This piece of human waste belongs in the Hate Pit.



HE WILL NEVER OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE !!!!!
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