Best Show Dreams?

[Steve of Bloomington]

I used to do college radio, then community radio, and eventually the 'I'm late for a test and I never went to the class in the first place' anxiety dream got replaced with the 'I'm on in 2 minutes and wtf happened to the cd shelves I can't find anything I'm not even sure what I want to play oh no' anxiety dream.

So anyway I had that recently but it was set at WFMU (where I've never been) and I was following Tom which compounded the whole pressure aspect, not having it together and having to follow his show.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

not best show-related, more FOT-related:

i keep meaning to post that weeks ago Sarah was in my dream.  or the version of Sarah from the FOT picture thread.  i dont remember what the dream involved anymore but it's NOT Chinatown worthy.  i have clean dreams. 

[Sarah]

Are you talking about the photos in the thread where we posted pictures of ourselves?  She was sort of fun, that Sarah.  The current Sarah is much more exhausted.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i'm talking about Smiling-and-Fun-Looking Sarah.  i don't know Exhausted Sarah. 

[Sarah]

I hope she acquitted herself well in your dream.  She is honored to have been included.

[hugman]

Last night I had a dream that Tom tapped me to fill in as host with about 1 min's notice.  I remember getting a call from Philly Boy Roy and thinking, "okay, here we go...." but I wasn't in on what he was going to do so I was totally winging it and doing a mediocre job at best.
The next day the FOT board was lit up with people saying horrible things about me.  They'd even found stuff I've done prior to my Best Show debut on the internet (not porn) and photoshopped me saying stupid things on them, etc. 
All I can say is, even though it was a dream, I apologize, H-Man, for judging you harshly on your first appearance (is it called an appearance if it's on the radio?) on The Best Show.

[Chris L]

Last night I dreamt that I was a watching a bizarre cartoon that Tom & Jon had ostensibly taken out the audio for and replaced with a new bit of theirs.   Jon's character was this creepy, roided-out Ronald McDonald knock-off who had kidnapped Tom's character (can't remember what he looked like) and was forcing him to help improve an unpublished book of short stories he had written, with the promise that Jon would murder him afterward.  Tom began by reading a "supplement" at the very end of the book that was written like an introduction.   Tom asked why Jon didn't move that to the beginning and Jon loved that idea so much he made a very happy and grateful death threat in response.  Next, there was an illustrated story about a little raincloud that rained on a sick dog and brought him back to health .  Tom suggested that this was a fable and Jon balked at that, saying the dog probably got better from taking steroids.  Jon then got madder and more confused about the little raincloud.  For some reason he eventually started yelling everything and stomping his foot to the tune of rock songs like "Seven Nation Army" and "Oh!  You Pretty Things."  Eventually this little girl who was in the cartoon helped Tom escape, but he had a heart attack while running away from some guys with guns and the S+W portion of the dream pretty much ended. 

[hugman]

Last night I dreamt that I was a watching a bizarre cartoon that Tom & Jon had ostensibly taken out the audio for and replaced with a new bit of theirs.   Jon's character was this creepy, roided-out Ronald McDonald knock-off who had kidnapped Tom's character (can't remember what he looked like) and was forcing him to help improve an unpublished book of short stories he had written, with the promise that Jon would murder him afterward.  Tom began by reading a "supplement" at the very end of the book that was written like an introduction.   Tom asked why Jon didn't move that to the beginning and Jon loved that idea so much he made a very happy and grateful death threat in response.  Next, there was an illustrated story about a little raincloud that rained on a sick dog and brought him back to health .  Tom suggested that this was a fable and Jon balked at that, saying the dog probably got better from taking steroids.  Jon then got madder and more confused about the little raincloud.  For some reason he eventually started yelling everything and stomping his foot to the tune of rock songs like "Seven Nation Army" and "Oh!  You Pretty Things."  Eventually this little girl who was in the cartoon helped Tom escape, but he had a heart attack while running away from some guys with guns and the S+W portion of the dream pretty much ended. 

WOW.

[TacoSmith]

I had a dream last night where I was, for some reason, invited to sit in on a Best Show. I was taken there on some sort of trolley. In front of me were Tom and AP Mike. I don't remember what kind of vehicle Tom was in but Mike was being pulled in what looked like a wheel barrow. I got to the building where the show was happening and was directed to the room they were in which was a really seedy apartment with even more seedy looking people inside. After sitting there for a while some guy came in that looked like "Bob" from Twin Peaks and said something weird and we all kind of laughed it off. He seemed offended and left. Later on he came back wearing someone else's scalp. I ran away. That's all I remember. It was pretty frightening. I realize that no one will probably read this, I just had to get it off my chest.

[Sarah]

After sitting there for a while some guy came in that looked like "Bob" from Twin Peaks and said something weird and we all kind of laughed it off. He seemed offended and left. Later on he came back wearing someone else's scalp. I ran away.

Oh, that was just Stan being Stan.

[B_Buster]

I had a dream last night where I was, for some reason, invited to sit in on a Best Show. I was taken there on some sort of trolley. In front of me were Tom and AP Mike. I don't remember what kind of vehicle Tom was in but Mike was being pulled in what looked like a wheel barrow. I got to the building where the show was happening and was directed to the room they were in which was a really seedy apartment with even more seedy looking people inside. After sitting there for a while some guy came in that looked like "Bob" from Twin Peaks and said something weird and we all kind of laughed it off. He seemed offended and left. Later on he came back wearing someone else's scalp. I ran away. That's all I remember. It was pretty frightening. I realize that no one will probably read this, I just had to get it off my chest.

What a coincidence! I just interviewed several candidates I was considering hiring as my personal rickshaw driver! Also, I know whose scalp that was. It must have fell out of my briefcase.

[dave from knoxville]

Oh my God, do I ever have one, from last night. I am giving JasonGrote a good 2 hours advance notice to start hiding from me before I post it though.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Oh my God, do I ever have one, from last night. I am giving JasonGrote a good 2 hours advance notice to start hiding from me before I post it though.

I can not wait for this!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Oh my God, do I ever have one, from last night. I am giving JasonGrote a good 2 hours advance notice to start hiding from me before I post it though.

I can not wait for this!

oh boy!

[hugman]

Has DFK posted since this last post?
Has Grote?

I'm worried.