I feel for you too, Erika. I don't think they realize they're messin' with a supercaller. That's too bad, 'cause that means they're also messin' with the FOT posse. They should be afraid, very afraid.
This happened to me when I lived in DC, again and again, probably 8 or so times over the course of 5 years. My windows would be popped, but nothing in the car was ever missing, because there was really nothing to steal except the car itself, which was never stolen. One time they took my backpack from the backseat, which was only filled with wet smelly gym clothes after my workout at the neighborhood gym (apparently, I was too lazy to walk the 10 or so blocks from my apartment that time).
I didn't suspect punks, I suspected the desperation of drug addicts and low-end prostitutes.
I saw it as a sort of perverse achievement that the bad guys/gals never got anything valuable, but I don't expect you to feel that way. It was just my sad, lame way of trying to feel better about my powerlessness.