Boy, all this talk of urban U.S. libraries makes me regret my strident suggestion in another thread that iAmBaronVonTito should just go to his local library to read a book he can't afford to buy. Sorry, Baron! If my local library were full of condiment-fucking homeless men, I'd avoid it too. As it is, it's merely occupied by your garden variety heroin and meth-addicted homeless men. That's OK by me - everyone needs a place to hang out, right? Just leave your mayo somewhere else!