Mental Images of Callers

[Matt]

Samir:

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Samir:



Julie:



Actually the second one is for real - that's my friend Brooke, who runs a theater in NYC (an awesome one, actually, they're called Theater of the Two-Headed Calf, and they do stuff like Kabuki adaptations of Shaw featuring live foley by the drummer from MDC).  She sounds exactly like Julie.

[Mr. Science]

Guess




from Miami

[TacoSmith]

Forrest:

[hugman]

Rest assured, I don't look like Julian Schnabel.

That's who you meant, right?

the fact that laurie from miami would know who that suit and glasses belong to is a big hint. and no, not julian schnabel.

this is more your pitchfork party attire.

[hugman]

Samir:

you beat me. and you didn't even have to open photoshop.

[Sarah]

Rest assured, I don't look like Julian Schnabel.

That's who you meant, right?

the fact that laurie from miami would know who that suit and glasses belong to is a big hint. and no, not julian schnabel.

this is more your pitchfork party attire.

Perhaps you're referring to the man whose missus she claims to be?

[theyellowchair]

samir:



(newsweek's own richard wolffe)

[samir]

i guess that's better (and closer to the truth) than bobby fuckin' jindal.

[buffcoat]

i guess that's better (and closer to the truth) than bobby fuckin' jindal.

For the record, I was suggesting that Florida McCain supporters might believe you were Jindal if you said you were, not that you actually look like him. 

Even so, I'd be lying if I said I didn't know it was a risky move.  Bad guffcoat, bad!

[jake8jazz]

richard wolffe's a hottie!

[Wes]

I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.



Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.

[angus]

I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.

Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.

You're right, he does!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.



Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.

are you single...?

[jbissell]

I've begun to picture Spike as a more murderous Benjamin Franklin.

Though, to be fair, Franklin looks a little like Bob Newhart gone to seed there.

are you single...?

The proper response to Wes is "jpeg?"