I would like to nominate David Essex's 'Man on top Again!' speech from this as the greatest motivational speech ever. Better than Agincourt, Bosworth, Churchill's 'Fight them on the beaches' or Mike Bassett's half-time team talk.' If you don't feel like wiping out a few Martins yourself after David reveals his plan then you don't have blood in your veins.
I would love to see an actual Martin meet David Essex. A quick 'Hold Me Close', a 'Silver Dream Machine', one 'Gonna Make you a Star!' and of course 'A Winters Tale' and then gobble.