Bwahahaahh, the Guitar Center bit is great. My GF's son had a summer job at the Guitar Center in Brooklyn. Guess what the worst part of the job was? Well, actually, it was the guys who would come in to play the guitars forever who were high, not just oblivious--with these guys, there would inevitably come a point where he was reduced to "Hey, uh, have you checked out our exit? It's awesome." Anyway, I'm gonna send him a clip of this portion of the show to get his response.