The Coward Robert Ford, 1888- about 7 years after he shot Jesse James and more than 4 years after his reenactment stop attracting audiences. I think and exchange between he and the Donald might go something like this...
Trump: Mr. Ford. You look like you're having fun. But you're not lighting the world on fire with you campaign for Tetley Tea. Frankly it's a disaster.
Robert Ford: Well, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way, as I put such stock in your opinion. I got an appetite for greater things. I hoped by joining up with you, it'd put me that much closer to getting them.
Trump: Well, what am I supposed to say to that?
Robert Ford: Let me be your sidekick tonight.
Trump: Sidekick? What the hell are you talking about?
Robert Ford: So you can examine my grit and intelligence.
Trump: I don't know what it is about you, but the more you talk, the more you give me the willies. Now I don't believe I want you anywhere within earshot this evening, okay? You understand?
Robert Ford: Well, I'm sorry...
Trump: Why don't you just get, now? Scat! You're fired!