I think if Laurie could get over her horror, she might enjoy a radio date with Lawrence D. Pervison. She seems to know an awful lot of pornographers and I imagine Larry shares her love of Vincent Gallo. BTW I also like Larry, but I do think he's going a bit overboard this year. I still prefer Fredricks. It's like whoever is the current mutant du jour, they need to call about half as much.
From listening carefully to the Mets-merized song, I think the shortstop was saying "I'm a full-grown man." What I loved was the next line where he rhymes "I'm really smooth" with "in the groove". It just supports the idea that they were making fun of him.