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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6930 on: August 25, 2011, 03:15:06 PM »
To my mind, the "give her my brand" bit is not beyond the normal range of traditional chauvinist rock-n-roll metaphors--it's not worse than, say, "Tire tracks all across your back, I can see you've had your fun," not to mention any song that mentions "using my gun" where an actual firearm is not meant. And the jumping-on-top-of-her stuff is just playing out the seduction-object-as-wild-horse metaphor.  For me, the one really skeevy moment is the way McGuinn says ". . . a fahhn lady."

The problem is that the metaphor bleeds over into the thing it's a metaphor for (ha ha). Songs about screwin' where they mention guns, the gun doesn't become part of the sex act. It's one or the other, either the song is explicitly about coitus and how much the singer likes it, or it's about *wink wink*shooting a gun*wink wink* because implicitly saying "I'm going to fire my gun, because I obviously bring a gun to all my love making sessions so wear glasses and some ear-protection" is creepy. But you can't have a universe where this guy is chasing a horse, and then say "She'll be like a wife" because that implies that in this universe, there are horses and there are women. And women become wives. But this guy doesn't want a woman, he wants a horse, but he's going to treat that horse like a person.

That is the product of a sick sick mind, and I would say that Roger McGuinn needs counseling, but he wrote the dang thing with a psychiatrist, so I think this might actually be a legal matter. Bunch of horse loving perverts.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6931 on: August 25, 2011, 03:29:52 PM »
But this guy doesn't want a woman, he wants a horse, but he's going to treat that horse like a person.

Listen, we've all seen this before:

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6932 on: August 25, 2011, 04:01:13 PM »
If I start singing the theme from Mr Ed for whatever reason I HAVE to finish it fully....my private shame...feels good to get it all out though.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6933 on: August 25, 2011, 05:04:27 PM »
HI Everyone.  Chestnut Mare talk was the best. Tom played that song like two years ago and I got obsessed with it and listened to it a million times and I think it is Genuintely GREAT, but also PRETTY TERRIBLE.  I read somewhere that this was supposed to be a song in a musical about cowboys Roget McGuinn was going to write, and that the whole "Untitled" album was supposed to be the soundtrack or concept album for this musical, but it got scrapped (Did people already establish this?).  The mind reels at what a full-on Chestnut-Mare musical would have involved.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6934 on: August 25, 2011, 05:15:15 PM »
Hey John, I'm delighted/concerned to see you back.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6935 on: August 25, 2011, 05:16:50 PM »
I auditioned yesterday for a commercial featuring the raven-haired face of a certain relief pitcher for a certain team that plays in the Bay Area. While I can't say what it was for, I can tell you that it was for a food product, which that beard has no business being anywhere near.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6936 on: August 25, 2011, 05:20:37 PM »
But this guy doesn't want a woman, he wants a horse, but he's going to treat that horse like a person.

Listen, we've all seen this before:



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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6937 on: August 25, 2011, 06:58:43 PM »
The next Best Show premium should be all Friends of Tom musicians making the Pleasure Island concept album.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6938 on: August 25, 2011, 07:52:12 PM »
Hey John, I'm delighted/concerned to see you back.

That makes two of us.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6939 on: August 25, 2011, 08:36:23 PM »
This weeks show is a straight-up masterpiece.

Demons, the Byrds, sheetrocking - so good. The show is on fire this year. ON FIRE.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6940 on: August 26, 2011, 06:44:50 AM »
THIS IS WHAT SATAN LOOKS LIKE

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6941 on: August 26, 2011, 10:41:08 AM »
^^^^^^^

I guess that was supposed to be a picture of Madonna. Hey Spike, I saw a picture of you next to "apropos of nothing" in my book of colloquial phrases.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6942 on: August 26, 2011, 11:12:01 AM »
I've been obsessed with the comedic stylings of King Diamond for years and years.  Named my band after one of his funniest songs.  All the King Diamond talk made me lose it.

"Steve and Edie cancelled.  Get King Diamond.  Who opened for him, Wayne Newton?"

When I saw King Diamond here ten or twelve years ago, he had:

- What appeared to be a bed sheet with his band logo airbrushed on it hoisted above the stage.

- Cardboard tombstones and cemetery gates on the stage.

- People in dumb costumes doing stuff onstage during the show.

- A stage prop that I think was supposed to be a big, menacing spider, but looked like a big, menacing hair weave.

He also played air guitar on his bone microphone stand. 

It ruled.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6943 on: August 26, 2011, 02:58:04 PM »
I think my donation would end up going off the charts should Ted Leo consider covering 'Chesnut Mare' for this years pledge.

Better yet if Tom did the spoken word verses in the song.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6944 on: August 26, 2011, 03:32:51 PM »


The problem is that the metaphor bleeds over into the thing it's a metaphor for (ha ha). Songs about screwin' where they mention guns, the gun doesn't become part of the sex act. It's one or the other, either the song is explicitly about coitus and how much the singer likes it, or it's about *wink wink*shooting a gun*wink wink* because implicitly saying "I'm going to fire my gun, because I obviously bring a gun to all my love making sessions so wear glasses and some ear-protection" is creepy. But you can't have a universe where this guy is chasing a horse, and then say "She'll be like a wife" because that implies that in this universe, there are horses and there are women. And women become wives. But this guy doesn't want a woman, he wants a horse, but he's going to treat that horse like a person.

That is the product of a sick sick mind, and I would say that Roger McGuinn needs counseling, but he wrote the dang thing with a psychiatrist, so I think this might actually be a legal matter. Bunch of horse loving perverts.
yeah that what got me about the song because the metaphor crosses over the song must be literally about marrying a horse or about branding a woman