The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

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One distinct memory from All Tomorrow's Parties last year was being in the Silverball Museum and Steve Albini walking through.  He looked so disinterested. 

[Kormod]

Mike earning his stripes at Massa's by killing someone.

[Sashamak]

Mike earning his stripes at Massa's by killing someone.

and killing a rival bar.

[bigoteetoe]

Therese's amphi-car story. especially the part about LBJ pranking foreign dignitaries with it.

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

Therese's amphi-car story. especially the part about LBJ pranking foreign dignitaries with it.

I was so excited about the amphi-car story. It's a life long dream of mine to see and be in one as well. I heard a story growing up about a local guy who had one and used to get liquored up, take it for a crazy spin and then escape into the lake when the cops chased him.

No idea if it's true, but it's a memorable image.

[Steve of Bloomington]

He was like the James Bond of public intoxication.

[cavorting with nudists]

My curiosity piqued, I went looking for more information on the New Port Richey Law Enforcement Imposter, and found this handy one-stop index to dereliction, debasement, and low life in New Port Richey: http://newportrichey.patch.com/police-fire.  What the hell is going on down there???

Woman Bites 'Piece of Meat' Off Purse Snatcher

Man Accused of Pouring Urine on Woman, Strangled Her

Deputy Took, Circulated Pictures of Naked Woman

Man Bites Infant

Topless Woman Demands Pizza, Ride Home

(11-Year-Old) Boy Sprays Fire at Gulf Middle Student

Man Arrested for Stabbing Woman with Tiki Torch

Firefighters Blocked from Getting to House Fire by Flooding, Alligator

Woman Arrested After Calling 911 to Find a Place to Urinate

2 Nabbed in Cooking Grease Theft

[fonpr]

What the hell is going on down there???

Nonstop excitement!

[bigoteetoe]

My curiosity piqued, I went looking for more information on the New Port Richey Law Enforcement Imposter, and found this handy one-stop index to dereliction, debasement, and low life in New Port Richey: http://newportrichey.patch.com/police-fire.  What the hell is going on down there???

Wow! I just found my new home page

[cavorting with nudists]

"Man Arrested for Stabbing Woman with Tiki Torch" is not the most arresting of those headlines, but some of the details in the story are good:

The couple was then able to get Bruder to the end of the driveway, where he stood and punched himself in the head multiple times while uttering obscenities, the report stated.

...

After Bruder was arrested, he told the deputy "I am going to make it hell for you guys as soon as we get there," the report stated.

I have a feeling Mike is going to really enjoy his trip to New Port Richey.

[Crusherkc]

My curiosity piqued, I went looking for more information on the New Port Richey Law Enforcement Imposter, and found this handy one-stop index to dereliction, debasement, and low life in New Port Richey: http://newportrichey.patch.com/police-fire.  What the hell is going on down there???

Woman Bites 'Piece of Meat' Off Purse Snatcher
Man Accused of Pouring Urine on Woman, Strangled Her
Deputy Took, Circulated Pictures of Naked Woman
Man Bites Infant
Topless Woman Demands Pizza, Ride Home
(11-Year-Old) Boy Sprays Fire at Gulf Middle Student
Man Arrested for Stabbing Woman with Tiki Torch
Firefighters Blocked from Getting to House Fire by Flooding, Alligator
Woman Arrested After Calling 911 to Find a Place to Urinate
2 Nabbed in Cooking Grease Theft

Mos Eisley space port Richey: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

[buffcoat]

I have vowed almost never to go to Florida again, but I would like to be present for the meeting of these two august members of the Best Show Parliament.

[fonpr]

I have vowed almost never to go to Florida again, but I would like to be present for the meeting of these two august members of the Best Show Parliament.

What identity would you choose to visit the rehab facility?

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

I have vowed almost never to go to Florida again, but I would like to be present for the meeting of these two august members of the Best Show Parliament.

AP Mike needs to stay in Bayonne and open Massa's South. Then start shooting "Faces of New Port Richey." Then become the American Herzog.

[Kormod]

Massa's South: Shirt, shoes, no service.