"Best Show, you're on the air."
"Hey, what's up Tom?"
"Not a whole lot, who's this?"
"This is Jim, but you can call me Homer."
"I can call you Homer."
"Yeah."
"Why would I call you Homer?"
"Ah, that's what my friends call me."
"Let me get to know you a little bit better before I call you Homer, if you don't mind."
"Awright, you got it Tom. I just wanted to say it's cool that you got NRBQ to do the theme song."
"Yeah man, my favorite band."
"Yeah, what album's that on, is that 'Grooves in Orbit', right?"
"Um, it's on an album called 'Fourth Rate Bar Rock - Greatest Hits' "
"What's that, 89, right?"
"It's a career encompassing box set. It has everything they ever recorded on it."
"So how much did you have to pay those guys?"
"Um, I paid them in Dr. Pepper."
"Dr. Pepper, that's good man, Dr. Pepper."
"Yeah, that's why I said it. That's why it was good."
"Yeah man, I..."
(Tom hangs up).