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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2008, 05:42:30 PM »
in that same vein: "You like UFC?!"

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2008, 02:01:20 AM »
"Hey, how is this sticking to the wall?"

dave from knoxville

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2008, 06:39:50 AM »
"How can McCain still be close?"

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2008, 07:14:15 AM »
How can people be so stupid?

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2008, 12:13:26 PM »
How do I get this thing to stay in?
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2008, 12:37:40 PM »
How do I get this thing to stay in?

Where's that Shameful, Off-The-Record Replies thread when I really need it?! Now I'm gonna just have to bite my fist like a '60s insult comic.
This may be the year I will disappear.

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2008, 01:54:56 PM »
why do I sign up for so much shit?

why can't I just be happy playing video games in my free time?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2008, 02:20:23 PM »
At what point should apply a medicated ointment?

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2008, 02:21:55 PM »
Did I have that mole last year?
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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2008, 02:51:05 PM »
You can tell by how deep it's tunnel is and how many of your crops it's eaten... the more crops, the greater the possibility of it having a family.



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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2008, 07:19:42 PM »
How do I get this thing to stay in?

Where's that Shameful, Off-The-Record Replies thread when I really need it?! Now I'm gonna just have to bite my fist like a '60s insult comic.

Haha.  Though I think the actual context of the question is maybe a little worse than the joke you have in mind.
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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2008, 07:52:01 PM »
Why did I try to defend my 2000 Nader vote while drunk on tequila?
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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2008, 11:23:45 PM »
Why did I try to put up that tent while drunk on tequila?
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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2008, 11:28:50 PM »
While trying to defend that vote, to boot.

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Unfortunate questions you find yourself asking...
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2008, 12:03:21 PM »
Why did I try to put up that tent while drunk on tequila?

Dang close.  Why did I try to take that tent down while hungover from tequila?  Maybe that ER visit was to be expected.
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