Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[fonpr]

FOTus.

Scraping FOTus from the Wheel.

[Mark in Helsinki]

FOTus.

Scraping FOTus from the Wheel.

Holy crap. I actually know a FONPR reference.

A friend introduced me to foetus dude just last week.

[Stupornaut]

FOTus.

Scraping FOTus from the Wheel.

Holy crap. I actually know a FONPR reference.

A friend introduced me to foetus dude just last week.

He does the music for the Venture Bros.! It is a weird world.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

FLOTUS

Mmm.

[fonpr]

FOTus.

Scraping FOTus from the Wheel.

Holy crap. I actually know a FONPR reference.

A friend introduced me to foetus dude just last week.

He does the music for the Venture Bros.! It is a weird world.

"Weird"? Nah, I prefer "Magical".

[Mark in Helsinki]

News of the weird stories that end in some absurd, dumb death -- then there's always one reader comment that states: "Darwin award!"

[Steve of Bloomington]

News of the Weird. It's one of those things where I can never read past one or two stories. OK, I get it, guys with 'Wayne' as their middle name commit a lot of crimes!

[Mark in Helsinki]

News of the Weird. It's one of those things where I can never read past one or two stories. OK, I get it, guys with 'Wayne' as their middle name commit a lot of crimes!

so I take it you don't follow news out of New Port Richey.

[cutout]

I hate that magazines are still saying stuff like "famous assets" to describe female body parts. Get it, "assets"? What is this, 1972?

[gravy boat]

I hate that magazines are still saying stuff like "famous assets" to describe female body parts. Get it, "assets"? What is this, 1972?

No quibble with the bad puns but I bet women in the movies/music had an easier time in '72 than now. Or at least it could not have been worse. You really need to cheesecake yourself to get attention.  Katy Perry is a singer right? Not just a model?

[Andy]

I don't like baseball, but I HATE the Yankees.

[Stan]

I don't like baseball, but I HATE the Yankees.

 That seems reasonable.

[emma]

Some choice quotes from the guy who just got elected mayor of Toronto:

"If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn't get AIDS probably, that's bottom line."

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines. That's why they're successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That's why these people are so hard workers. I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."

"I can't support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."

For real!

[crumbum]

Some choice quotes from the guy who just got elected mayor of Toronto:

"If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn't get AIDS probably, that's bottom line."

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines. That's why they're successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That's why these people are so hard workers. I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."

"I can't support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."

For real!

As much as I and everyone I know Toronto are depressed and fearful this morning, I have a feeling Ford will be not able to get a whole lot done during his term. He's divisive and bullying, and a large portion of City Hall already loathes him. His entire platform is based on cutting 'wasteful' spending, and to be really successful at that you need to convince a lot of people to work harder at their jobs and take some flak on your behalf. Which means getting people to believe in you by building good relationships with staff and councillors. And that is far beyond his meager abilities.

[Christina]

Some choice quotes from the guy who just got elected mayor of Toronto:

All of these are horrible, but people using Oriental drives me crazy - my dad uses it and he gets all foofy when I say "please use Asian" ... he starts in about Occident vs Orient and rugs and dressing.