Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[dave from knoxville]

Here's one that's even more important:

Hey comedians.  You're funny.  We get it.  Can you please turn the audience down a little in the mix on your CD's?

Yeah, what is this, a KISS Live Album?

Yeah, what is this, a Philly Boy Roy debate appearance?

[Andy]

fuck you healthcare spending account.  I have $700 in you right now and for some reason you'll reimburse me for sunscreen or taxi fare, but not for a new Sonicare toothbrush?  My old one died.  I'm sad.  It's a healthcare item.  REIMBURSE ME!!!!!!

[Sarah]

First-world problems.  Serious business.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Fuck you, sleeveless fleeces. 

Nothing says "I like the Counting Crows, trust funds, and fly fishing with my old Sigma Nu brothers" louder than a sleeveless fleece.

(That being said, I caught myself wanting to buy one last week)

[iAmBaronVonTito]

I'm getting in line: I hate LA traffic.

[Stan]

First-world problems.  Serious business.

 Seriously, having any sort of medical insurance would piss me right the fuck off.

[chrisfoll577]

First-world problems.  Serious business.

More like a sub-first world problem... Most of the rest of the first world has socialized medicine and doesn't have to worry about flex healthcare spending accounts.

[erika]

Hey, if I put my money in a flex account, I'd want to be able to spend it on dental stuff too.

Insurance is dumb.

[Sarah]

The idea of insurance covering a fancy-dancy toothbrush inspired my comment, not the mere fact that Josh has health insurance.

[Andy]

technically it's not insurance.  it's money set aside, tax free, for use on items not covered by your insurance (such as copays, medical items, etc..) 

also, you guys are getting way too serious about this shit. 
also, I just need a fancy toothbrush.  if it was able to dance, that would be great, but it's not a requirement.

[Josh]

The idea of insurance covering a fancy-dancy toothbrush inspired my comment, not the mere fact that Josh has health insurance.

Please don't drag my good name into the boring sections of the board.

[Come on, Jason]

I don't know what I hate more, Geraldo's hurricane coverage or myself for continuing to watch it.

[emma]

Guys, have you heard about that totally boring thing that happened? It was totally all Josh. I hear he even has opinions about insurance and toothbrushes and stuff.

Also, I heard he thinks he has a good name.

[Sarah]

I was so bored I couldn't remember the name of the person whining about not being able to get a piece of luxurious dental hygiene gear.  Boo hoo.  Use a fucking twig.  (Damn, I need to get back to FOTchan.)

(Sorry, Josh.)

[Andy]

clearly a twig would be an ineffective tool for cleaning teeth.