Fuck, you Bennington College student center, for keeping the radio tuned to the crappiest station in the world. Not only is the music bad, but the signal sucks, so it's bad AND static-y. While we're at it, fuck you, boyfriend, for taking my headphones with you on tour. Now I can't properly drown this out.
Okay, I'm not really saying fuck you to my boyfriend. I love him. My irritation is minimal in regard to the headphones. Just keeping in the spirit of the thread.