Not only do I not hate these, I almost think they call for a new thread where people can field some of them. I'd like to see answers to:
Why do women like soup? Is it for perceived health benefits?
Because you can drink soup and most women are too lazy to use a spoon.
If one gets a personal e-mail from a very famous or important person, such as the president, or the queen of England, or the Pope, or Paul McCartney, can that e-mail have monetary value? I guess not. It's just an electronic transmission on a screen. There's no original. There's no way to buy or sell it. Seems a shame tho.
You could charge people to come over and look at your screen.
Why do all of the deli guys and food cart guys call me "Boss"?
I would leave it up to the answering FOT whether they want to assume the questioner was Springsteen.
Because you're the boss of the sandwich / food cart. You tell them what to put in it.
I live in Washington, D.C., and we have very long escalators coming out of the Metro. If I grabbed the handrail when I first step onto the escalator and did not let go until I was at the top, my body would be almost prostrate across the steps. As I go higher on the escalator, I have to readjust the hand that is grabbing the rubber handrail. Why can't the companies that make escalators sync the steps and the handrails so that they go the same speed?
Two different companies make the escalator. One company just makes the hand rail and another makes the steps. Due to lack of standards and lack of interoperability sometimes they don't work at all (this is why you sometimes have to walk up/down a stalled one)
If you were on a boat, what signs do sharks give if they are hungry and will attack versus if they just want to swim around the boat?
If the shark is going to attack, you'll hear the Jaws music.
How can personal coaches justify coaching athletes who are much better than they ever were? If they know so much about how to win, why aren't they competing?
Because knowing is half the battle. That's why they invented teamwork.
Can an average person not in politics get a pardon from the president of the United States? (Possession of forged instrument, October of 1989.)
Please pardon my corny replies.