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Andy

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #435 on: January 02, 2009, 07:17:54 PM »
hey espn.com:  did it ever occur to you that when I'm frequenting you for bowl score updates, I might not want to have streaming video with loud audio automatically start every time?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #437 on: January 02, 2009, 09:42:57 PM »
It's pretty easy for me to turn down pot (shut up, it happens). "I'm Swedish, I'll just stick to this vodka bottle."

Right on. Ditto brotha.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #438 on: January 03, 2009, 05:14:37 PM »
This: http://zachbraffquotes.com/top.php

I guess number three was pretty funny back when it was a Zach Galifianakis joke, but the rest of them me wanna throw things. 

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #439 on: January 03, 2009, 05:33:41 PM »
But they exist to further the cause of making people hate Zach Braff.  I guess you don't support that goal?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #440 on: January 03, 2009, 06:00:43 PM »
This: http://zachbraffquotes.com/top.php

I guess number three was pretty funny back when it was a Zach Galifianakis joke, but the rest of them me wanna throw things. 

I just found out last night that this waste of space was born in South Orange and went to high school in Maplewood.  I think I have to move now.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #441 on: January 04, 2009, 12:42:29 AM »
hey espn.com:  did it ever occur to you that when I'm frequenting you for bowl score updates, I might not want to have streaming video with loud audio automatically start every time?

I completely agree with this.  What the hell?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #442 on: January 04, 2009, 01:14:44 AM »
A friend once brought this up to me, so I can't take full credit even though I wholeheartedly agree:  when an actor names a place as a character in a film.  i.e. Brad Pitt saying that New Orleans was a character in Benjamin Button or Sarah Jessica Parker saying that NYC was a character in Sex in the City.  Please.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #443 on: January 04, 2009, 10:32:18 AM »
Iggy Pop in a TV commercial for: http://www.swiftcover.com/. Just check out that index page.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #444 on: January 04, 2009, 12:45:40 PM »
he looks awful for a 41 year old.
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #445 on: January 04, 2009, 01:15:37 PM »
Iggy Pop looks like a human Charley Horse.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #446 on: January 04, 2009, 09:15:38 PM »
A friend once brought this up to me, so I can't take full credit even though I wholeheartedly agree:  when an actor names a place as a character in a film.  i.e. Brad Pitt saying that New Orleans was a character in Benjamin Button or Sarah Jessica Parker saying that NYC was a character in Sex in the City.  Please.

To be fair, though, Tokyo was a character in the Godzilla films.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #447 on: January 06, 2009, 01:56:44 AM »
The guy who runs Egotastic.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #448 on: January 06, 2009, 04:14:23 PM »
Also, you should try telling people that you don't drink sometimes.  Some people just won't let it fucking die.

Try doing that at a 6-hour bachelor party filled with drunk, revved up meatheads, and nothing non-alcoholic to drink but SoBe Energy. It's a guaranteed month ruiner.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #449 on: January 06, 2009, 04:26:12 PM »
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