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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #465 on: January 16, 2009, 10:32:04 AM »

Maybe this is a sign of being a total slob but sometimes when I eat hand food that tends to disintegrate or fall apart (like Chipotle burritos) sometimes I wind up with tiny bits of food up my sleeve, and then when I finish eating and stand up food bits fall out of my sleeves. It makes me feel like king of all schlubs.

No one above 5 is a messier eater than I am.  I just can't get it right.

Just wait until you get old. My son once pointed out that there was egg on my face. Literally.

my experience has found that guys cant keep food off their face/sleeves/lap and the ladies can have a hard time keeping food from falling on their...well, you know...the whole area below the collar of their shirt.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #466 on: January 16, 2009, 10:35:28 AM »
Power Outages.
Its -20 C here in Toronto.
The power went off in my neighborhood at 10pm last night and wont be up and running for 24 hours or so.
FUCK YOU ELECTRIC SYSTEM!
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #467 on: January 16, 2009, 10:47:17 AM »
The power going off when it's really cold is one of my big anxieties.  How on earth are you keeping warm?


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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #468 on: January 16, 2009, 11:52:05 AM »
here's a tip: just move your weber kettle indoors.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #470 on: January 16, 2009, 12:24:50 PM »
I heard beatjuggling on that thing SUCKS.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #471 on: January 16, 2009, 01:32:14 PM »
Power Outages.
Its -20 C here in Toronto.
The power went off in my neighborhood at 10pm last night and wont be up and running for 24 hours or so.
FUCK YOU ELECTRIC SYSTEM!

Agreed!
Last night I slept in three sweaters, slippers and socks under a blanket and a duvet and i was still fucking FREEZING. Gross.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #472 on: January 16, 2009, 01:34:45 PM »
I heard beatjuggling on that thing SUCKS.

I imagine DJ Shadow staring at that thing with a knitted brow and just slowly shaking his head. And then he calls over Cut Chemist to come look at it and they both just glare at it, occasionally muttering "you have got to be kidding me."
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #473 on: January 16, 2009, 03:59:46 PM »
Power Outages.
Its -20 C here in Toronto.
The power went off in my neighborhood at 10pm last night and wont be up and running for 24 hours or so.
FUCK YOU ELECTRIC SYSTEM!

Agreed!
Last night I slept in three sweaters, slippers and socks under a blanket and a duvet and i was still fucking FREEZING. Gross.

I went home at lunch and my power was back on.  This is good news, I have a 7 months pregnant wife and my dog had surgery yesterday!

I took the streetcar from the East end to Landsdowne on Dundas street.  The only traffic lights that seemed to be out were on Ossington.

I can remove this foolish looking polar fleece sweater!

Thank god the power was on at work.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #474 on: January 16, 2009, 04:04:11 PM »
microwave burritos.

i never eat you, but when i do i remember why i dont:

*paper towels stick to you
*you make a mess on both ends, then get crusty
*one end of you is hard as a rock
*there is no perfect time to heat you, you stubborn no-good
*by the time i can take a bite into you without burning my mouth, the tortilla is gross

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #475 on: January 16, 2009, 04:48:49 PM »
I went home at lunch and my power was back on.  This is good news, I have a 7 months pregnant wife and my dog had surgery yesterday!

I'm so so glad your power's back on! That is ridiculously terrible timing.
We still don't have ours, but that's fine - i'm at a friend's house. i'm mostly worried about the cat. he was super pissed when i left him at home this morning.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #476 on: January 16, 2009, 04:53:24 PM »
I heard beatjuggling on that thing SUCKS.

I imagine DJ Shadow staring at that thing with a knitted brow and just slowly shaking his head. And then he calls over Cut Chemist to come look at it and they both just glare at it, occasionally muttering "you have got to be kidding me."

I'm 90% sure that's exactly how it went.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #477 on: January 16, 2009, 05:13:08 PM »
I'm very glad your power is back on, Jeremy, and, emma, I'm very sorry yours isn't.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #478 on: January 16, 2009, 07:13:18 PM »
I'm very glad your power is back on, Jeremy, and, emma, I'm very sorry yours isn't.
Thanks, I topped my great day staying three hours late at work.
F-you work!
It will be nice to get home to my hopefully warming house.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #479 on: January 20, 2009, 01:18:00 AM »
When comedians like Dennis Miller punctuate every joke with "...and uh............" . I guess it's supposed to allow a little segueway/pause between jokes so the audience can recover from the hilarity.