WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Tom Scharpling]

Tom forgot to re-set the voting for a day.

Now you are FREE TO VOTE AWAY!!!!

Tom.

[Steve of Bloomington]

I couldn't vote yesterday and I can't vote today. I hope this doesn't affect PBR's chances...

It's OK, I voted for him 2wice today.

[Lacey]

It's OK, I voted for him 2wice today.

Now _that_ is Chicago-style voting! 

Whoever said AP Mike would make the trains run on time?  I imagine he could do so, adept as he is at running that Pullman-style shantytown where laborers work 13 hours a day for company scrip that won't even pay to maintain the shoddily constructed, fire-prone deathtraps they're forced to live in. 

I don't think I really believe that.  I'm voting for AP Mike.

[buffcoat]

AND ZACHARY BRIMSTEAD TAKES THE LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1






3-2 over several people, for today only, whatever he's in the lead, jerks.

[B_Buster]

I couldn't vote yesterday and I can't vote today. I hope this doesn't affect PBR's chances...

Hold on. Did you forget the deal we made last week, Julie? I get you on with Spike and you vote for me for the rest of the election? Remember that? Just because your dialogue with Spike turned out to be a snooze doesn't mean you can renege on the deal we made.

[dave from knoxville]

What can you offer for my endorsement, AP Mike? Because, you know, down here in the south, I got juice.

[B_Buster]

I've been voting for Pudge exclusively as well.  Going to threaten me obliquely, too, Mike? 

If you call pulling a few strings to steer a hurricane towards Maine threatening you "obliquely," Sarah, so be it.

[B_Buster]

What can you offer for my endorsement, AP Mike? Because, you know, down here in the south, I got juice.

Do you like money, Dave? My "community chest" is overflowing.

[dave from knoxville]

What can you offer for my endorsement, AP Mike? Because, you know, down here in the south, I got juice.

Do you like money, Dave? My "community chest" is overflowing.

I'm more of a hedonist than a capitalist.

[Wes]

I thought I'd check in with you before I voted today, Mike, to find out whether you got that tattoo of my name over your upper lip, in the Hitler-moustache position, as requested. If you need to claim it's in the Chaplin-moustache position for campaigning purposes, that's acceptable.

[Sarah]

I've been voting for Pudge exclusively as well.  Going to threaten me obliquely, too, Mike? 

If you call pulling a few strings to steer a hurricane towards Maine threatening you "obliquely," Sarah, so be it.

That little thing?  Peanuts compared to the nor'easters we'll get come winter. 

[B_Buster]

I thought I'd check in with you before I voted today, Mike, to find out whether you got that tattoo of my name over your upper lip, in the Hitler-moustache position, as requested. If you need to claim it's in the Chaplin-moustache position for campaigning purposes, that's acceptable.

I'm still working out the details with Bernie, my tattoo artist, Wes. He's a bit of a prima donna when it comes to these things. He doesn't like to commit to anything until he can find a "personal" connection to "the piece." He's also got a slight bias against tattoos above the neckline.

[Spoony]

Has anyone heard about Bob's plan for financial bailout of Newbridge's banks and mortgage owners? It's amazing.

First, he's willing to hang out on the front yard of the house in question, blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" over speakers connected to his cassette player. When representatives from The Bank of Newbridge or Newbridge-Milford Fiduciary come to serve forclosure papers, he sicks a visibly famished Rollins Band on them while whipping handfuls of loose change into their faces until they leave.

How's that for sticking up for the little guy, in these times of Big Brother's Regulations?

Next, as part of his "Shape Up Program", he goes right to the bank's offices, leans into the Top Brasses face and says "Shape up!" It's inspiration and leadership at it's finest, people.

VOTE BOB.

-Spoony

[Martin]

Spoony knows what's what. Get real, people. VOTE BOB!

[Spoony]

That's right! Listen to Martin!

Bob has the international clout to make this country great in the eyes of the world once again. Just like The Phil Collins Big Bands' legendary performance at the Montreux Jazz Festival, which he has bootlegged on cassette, naturally.