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[Julie]

Mike, at least you didn't lose to Marky Ramone! You must feel good about that.

Yeah, I didn't lose to one of a handful of surviving members of a band that is mostly deceased. I couldn't feel better!

Oh, for fuck's sake! You only lost to one person and by hardly any votes. I'm sure something was counted wrong. That's why I volunteer to support any strikes on your behalf. I'll even drink kool-aid.

[andrew in philadelphia]

It's funny you mention that, CB, because I've been reading Havana Nocturne by T. J. English about the mob and the Cuban revolution and it's given me a few ideas, to say the least (organized strikes, sabotage, kidnappings, violence, selective assassinations, attacks against anything Philly-related, generalized mayhem, etc.). I will drop you a line when the secret meetings begin.

bring it on mike. we're riding high on the phillies world series win and two big political victories, so if for some insane reason you're naive enough to think you can out-smash the fine violent people of philadelphia - take your best shot. i'll meet you at the bike rack behind the jefferson museum of books and mummies to settle this any time chief.

[B_Buster]

Why would I meet you on your terms, AIP? The key to my coup's success will be surprise and devestating destruction.

[andrew in philadelphia]

Why would I meet you on your terms, AIP? The key to my coup's success will be surprise and devestating destruction.

wow mike... you're pretty mad with power for, um... how can i say this? oh, yeah: for a guy who isn't in power.

all kidding aside, you ran a darn good campaign though i doubt you remember much of it with all the hoisting you seemed to be doing. i didn't vote for you, but if anyone was going to beat our beacon of philly proide, i would hope that person was you.

happy birthday mike.

[Martin]

Look, I was in the room when Mike announced his condidacy. I've never seen such a reluctant candidate, it was as if he didn't even plan to run. But to be fair, he's grown into it, and he most assuredly deserved to win instead of PBR.

(VOTE BOB)

[Spoony]

Martin, knock 5 times on the manhole cover in Muffler Row (three short, two long). Bring fatigues. We're going to settle this election for Bob.

Bring some candles or something too, will you? It reeks down here.

C

[Regular Joe]

Mike... What can I say? I tried.

When I found out you lost, I went crazy and looted the mints and toothpics that were sitting next to the cash register of the restaurant I was at. I also brutally murdered a teenager who was making election day hoagies.

Congratulations to the new mayor elect. Mike in 2012!

[perry]

Mike... What can I say? I tried.

When I found out you lost, I went crazy and looted the mints and toothpics that were sitting next to the cash register of the restaurant I was at. I also brutally murdered a teenager who was making election day hoagies.

Congratulations to the new mayor elect. Mike in 20122018!

fixed.

[JonFromMaplewood]

The Market tanked today on news of PBR's win and Mike's loss.

[mostlymeat]

I think it's really scary that Newbridge elected a man who hates New Jersey, based soley on his charisma and rock and roll connections.

-Ajax

[Mr. Science]

Meanwhile

at Todd Palin HQ

and




over at Paul from Consolidated Cardboard's

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Tough break, Mike.  But, look at the brightside.  In about three months, you'll be making a killing off your "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Call-screener Dougal" bumperstickers and t-shirts.

[senorcorazon]

I dunno, I think, like, maybe Pudge should have won. And stuff. He had good, like, you know, ideas?

I guess.

[Julie]

Maybe Mike should be president of Newbridge. Then he could fire PBR and be the mayor. I think that's a good idea.

[Spike]

Philly Boy Toy's first order of business is to ship all Newbridge children under the age of 25 to boarding or military schools until they turn 25.