does anyone know any famous movie stars/directors/producers/agents/managers?

[Raad_Man]

sorry, i'm not in school anymore so i let the movies do my reading for me.

[daveB from Oakland]

Raad_Man: Are you Troy Duffy?

           

[Raad_Man]

what's that?  some artsy independent film director?  no thanks.

[daveB from Oakland]

what's that?  some artsy independent film director?  no thanks.

Exactly. He's sort of like an American version of Merchant-Ivory Productions.

My mistake. I thought you were him. Sorry.

[Steeley Chris]

I still think he's a) tarantino, b) kevin smith

[iAmBaronVonTito]

thanks for the encouragement dude, but i don't think making a shitty youtube video is gonna help me.  i'm not a director and i don't know any.  it would take a serious budget to get all these zombie animal special effects up to snuff.  if i tried to make a short out of this, it would probably do more damage than good.  people would watch it and say 'shit, that looks retarded.'  but if they read teh script, they'd be like 'shit, this thing is bad ass.'

that's what Baz Luhrman did to sell Romeo and Juliet to the suits at the production company, why not.

[Raad_Man]

yeah, but my movie isn't gay.

[Chris L]

In any case, I now know how to generate buzz for my script, KISSING DUDES:  THE FOREIGN FILM

[Regular Joe]

Behold, the script. Raad_Man is too modest to share it himself, but I asked if I could and got permission from the author himself to do so. Given that, here you all go:

http://drop.io/RAADMANSSCRIPT

PS: I'm not Raad_Man, or being paid by him. Just really think this needs to be seen by you all!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"Well...it's only your...twenty-first try."

[Clint]

"I warned you, Nugent.  You don’t talk about another man’s dog."

[Raad_Man]

glad you guys are having fun with it. 

but now let's get some stars attached. 

REGULAR JOE:  what's the word on this big movie star?  let's get this show on the road!

[Clint]

Is the star Professor Dum Dum?

[Regular Joe]

glad you guys are having fun with it. 

but now let's get some stars attached. 

REGULAR JOE:  what's the word on this big movie star?  let's get this show on the road!

The star was Billy Crystal, but he laughed in my face when I showed him this. It was rude, but his reaction does not discourage me! I'll exhaust my resources on this one.

[KickTheBobo]

I saw this and thought of you Raad_Man:

Hollywood Reads Your Screenplay: Bid now on this charity auction to have some Hollyweird wheeler & dealer read your screenplay.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/page?id=holidayauction&page=search&oid=944645