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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1335 on: September 29, 2011, 05:38:01 PM »
I miss the days when only the somewhat talented and the children of the elite had access to recording equipment.
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« Reply #1336 on: September 29, 2011, 07:02:58 PM »
Really belongs in "Worst Song Ever," but if you start putting white, Republican-themed "rap" songs in there, there'll never be any point in posting anything else:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uJYgvg7u00c#!
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« Reply #1337 on: October 02, 2011, 02:43:09 AM »
So, thankfully, that protest yoga atrocity wasn't an accurate representation of the Wall Street protests as a whole, and the protests have actually turned out to be something of a success, getting continual coverage over the past couple weeks on MSNBC, CNN, the New York Times, etc. The NYPD arrested about 700 protesters today (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44742659/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/) after corralling the protesters onto the Brooklyn Bridge and then accusing them of obstructing bridge traffic, and local dirtbag Mike Bloomberg has been grousing about them during his press conferences -- so feathers are being ruffled. Sizable "Occupy" protests have also been popping up in other cities all over the country. Can't wait to see where things go from here.

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« Reply #1338 on: October 02, 2011, 01:36:33 PM »
Unrelated -

I'm curious to hear from NJ residents - what are the main pros and cons of Chris Christie? A lot of liberals seem to hate him even though his record is pretty socially liberal and overall moderate.

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« Reply #1339 on: October 02, 2011, 02:22:02 PM »
New Jersey politics are weird. People are generally pro-choice and don't mind gay people, but there's a lot of Orange County-ish anti-tax sentiment. There's lots of racism, but it tends toward standard NIMBY suburban stuff. In the 80s, lots of middle-class Asians and Latin Americans were moving into my area (suburban Mercer County) and were harassed pretty much relentlessly, but that seems to have let up once people started to realize that their new neighbors were not a threat to their standard of living. That, or the demographics just changed. NJ now has the largest population of South Asians outside of Asia, outnumbering even Britain, and a lot of the jerky white people I knew back then moved to the South.

I think Christie's been pretty clever about positioning himself as bipartisan, when he's really not. The first thing that put him on the map was his prosecution of a Republican county executive when he was a U.S. Attorney, but evidently he fell in line with Karl Rove immediately afterward and started political investigations of NJ Democrats. One of them was U.S. Senator Robert Menendez, which made headlines right before the 2006 elections, but which turned out to be baseless. He has aligned himself with a South Jersey Democratic power broker who is fairly conservative and had a long-standing rivalry with the North Jersey Democratic machine, so it's a kind of fake bipartisanship.

The biggest knocks on Christie seem to be his bullying style and his shredding of education and the public sector in NJ. Much of the state, especially North Jersey, is made up of ex-New Yorkers and/or migrants from other states who move to NJ because the schools are some of the best in the Northeast. Christie swore during the 2009 election that he wouldn't cut the education budget, but of course he did. Now the schools are either struggling, or property taxes are skyrocketing to make up for the shortfall. NJ also has the highest proportion of millionaires in America, so it's unfair among many other things.

My own big beef with him is that he slashed my job right before my son was born, and made my life hell for a year. Things ultimately turned out OK for me, but I'll never forgive that fat fucker.
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« Reply #1340 on: October 02, 2011, 02:49:51 PM »
Unrelated -

I'm curious to hear from NJ residents - what are the main pros and cons of Chris Christie? A lot of liberals seem to hate him even though his record is pretty socially liberal and overall moderate.

He might seem moderate since he doesn't come across like a brainwashed zealot like the people running for the Republican nomination, but in terms of his positions he's not moderate at all. He loves budget cuts, including cuts to education, was strongly opposed to a tax on the wealthy, hates the state's teachers union, hates the NJ EPA, believes abortion should be illegal, is against gay marriage, thinks "entitlements" should be cut, and acts like a schoolyard bully when people disagree with him. He's also friends with the biggest creeps in the country: http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/09/audio-chris-christie-koch-brothers-seminar

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1341 on: October 03, 2011, 02:18:43 AM »
That "23-year-old comedian" Steven Crowder is going places.  Check out his YouTube videos if you don't believe me. Potential Best Show guest?

I don't think it makes much difference if they add hipsters to their hate list; it's already so long that another item more or less is hardly noticeable.  Let' em foam at the mouth over narrow-brimmed hats, it's at least a little more up-to-date than white wine and arugula.

He's horrible. 

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« Reply #1342 on: October 03, 2011, 09:08:45 AM »
He's horrible.

(blinking) What?

If you think material like this isn't gonna carry this boy to the top, well, just get outta the way, Grampa:

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If you were to ask the modern hipster, he… I mean she… Sorry, IT is likely under the impression that Usama Bin Laden is wearing skinny jeans in his cave, currently listening to Animal Collective as he throws back cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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« Reply #1343 on: October 05, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »
Mitt Romney and Herman Cain provide some insight into the Occupy Wall Street protests (http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/cain-tells-occupy-wall-street-protesters-blame/story?id=14674829):

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"Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!" Cain said. "It is not a person's fault because they succeeded, it is a person's fault if they failed. And so this is why I don't understand these demonstrations and what is it that they're looking for."

At a campaign stop in Florida Tuesday, Mitt Romney said the demonstrations were "dangerous" and "class warfare."

When ABC's Emily Friedman asked Romney today about the protests, the GOP front-runner declined to elaborate on his previous comments, saying "I'm just trying to get myself to occupy the White House."

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« Reply #1344 on: October 05, 2011, 06:57:35 PM »
It's your fault your dad wasn't a governor.  There must be a hundred living governors at any time - you just didn't want it bad enough, kid.
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« Reply #1345 on: October 05, 2011, 07:09:23 PM »
Apropos of this thread's title, politics got a lot more humorless tonight, as Sarah Palin has decided to withhold from us the comedy gold of a run for the White House.
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1346 on: October 05, 2011, 09:05:50 PM »
Apropos of this thread's title, politics got a lot more humorless tonight, as Sarah Palin has decided to withhold from us the comedy gold of a run for the White House.

That just means the sex tape's going to drop soon.

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« Reply #1347 on: October 05, 2011, 09:27:22 PM »
Palin running for president would have been classic. But her popularity for the past year or so has been based entirely on the "will she, won't she?" speculation surrounding a prospective presidential run, so watching her now desperately try to get attention despite no one caring anymore should be pretty entertaining.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1348 on: October 07, 2011, 04:28:10 PM »
I am unsure of how to feel about the fact that Rick Perry - RICK PERRY - is not going to win the nomination because he is not heartless enough for the average Republican primary voter.

Just thinking that: "Rick Perry, who gleefully or uncaringly watched as his state put to death hundreds of people, with him as the only resort of people who were mentally retarded, or children, or probably innocent - Rick Perry is not heartless enough to win the Republican primary.  Oh, yeah, and he's too progressive on social issues."

Have they turned the party over to the Yahoo! Commenters Alliance?
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« Reply #1349 on: October 07, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
I am unsure of how to feel about the fact that Rick Perry - RICK PERRY - is not going to win the nomination because he is not heartless enough for the average Republican primary voter.

Just thinking that: "Rick Perry, who gleefully or uncaringly watched as his state put to death hundreds of people, with him as the only resort of people who were mentally retarded, or children, or probably innocent - Rick Perry is not heartless enough to win the Republican primary.  Oh, yeah, and he's too progressive on social issues."

Have they turned the party over to the Yahoo! Commenters Alliance?
Corporations aren't people until Perry executes one.
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