Humorless Politics Thread

[daveB from Oakland]

Never seen a picture of Bobby Jindal before. Is his face made out of silly putty? That smile of his is kind of tilting five directions simultaneously.

Also, Samir, do you always balance a teacup on your head when you're making phone calls?

[samir]

Not always.
And that's actually a cup of salsa.
From my first night in NYC last month. We took a lot of stupid photos that night.

[John Junk 2.0]

[buffcoat]

You should've adopted a fake Louisiana accent and told them not to talk that way to the governor.

I can see it. That guy is kind of a dink, though.

Oh, he's a total dink.  And I don't think you really look like him.  But I'm going to go out on a limb and say that these particular guys wouldn't *necessarily* be able to make that distinction, and they would probably offer you all the beer you could drink if they thought you were that fella.

[Beth]

Haha! Wow that took me a moment.

[Martin]

I don't know who that is.

[Beth]

the original bikini rifle girl.

[Martin]

Clever!

[dave from knoxville]

I usually vote Republican, but I hate McCain because he's a former P.O.W.  Those guys drive me nuts!

Dude totally pals around with prisoners and other assorted lowlifes.

McCain consorts with Lieberman. Isn't that enough?

[erika]

I usually vote Republican, but I hate McCain because he's a former P.O.W.  Those guys drive me nuts!

Dude totally pals around with prisoners and other assorted lowlifes.

McCain consorts with Lieberman Droopy Dog. Isn't that enough?

I fix.

[Stupornaut]

Teddy Rockstar gets interviewed on political stuff, and the Wonkette commenters flail confusedly against it with fists of ham.

Ugh, I bet this dude eats Two Boots pizza and likes it.

[John Junk 2.0]

Clever!

Is that meant to be as sarcastic as it seems?

[Fido]

Looks that way to me, but given the climate of our angry nation, who knows? However, this is wonkette, so I'm guessing so.

[Beth]

I think John was referring to Martin's "Clever!" remark.

That said, the Two Boots comment on Wonkette made me laugh.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Wonkette is like Gawker for ugly people.