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Who makes the squad for the Fab Five Of Jerks? Help narrow down the list with your votes and we will assemble a squad from the top vote getters! I'll reset the voting daily.

Chris Angel
0 (0%)
Zach Braff
0 (0%)
Gene Simmons
4 (8.5%)
'Celebrity' Chef David Chang
2 (4.3%)
Bill Maher
3 (6.4%)
Kevin Smith
1 (2.1%)
Danny Aiello
2 (4.3%)
Joe Francis
2 (4.3%)
Danny Bonaduce
1 (2.1%)
Glenn Beck
4 (8.5%)
George F. Will
2 (4.3%)
Andy Rooney
2 (4.3%)
Steven Seagal
1 (2.1%)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
0 (0%)
Stephen King
1 (2.1%)
Prince
1 (2.1%)
Dustin Diamond
3 (6.4%)
Jim Belushi
1 (2.1%)
Penn Jillette
1 (2.1%)
Bruce Campbell
0 (0%)
P.J. O'Rourke
0 (0%)
Ryan Seacrest
3 (6.4%)
Bob Saget
1 (2.1%)
Tom Leykis
1 (2.1%)
Nancy Grace
2 (4.3%)
Spencer and Heidi (count as one)
1 (2.1%)
Bill Romanowski
0 (0%)
Roger Clemens
2 (4.3%)
Barry Bonds
3 (6.4%)
Charlie Sheen
0 (0%)
Frank Miller
1 (2.1%)
Bill Belichick
2 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: September 22, 2008, 09:41:02 PM

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jbissell

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #105 on: September 06, 2008, 05:36:49 PM »
and what about chuck palahniuk or whatever that dude's name is?

Oh, that's a good one. I wish someone would've thought of it during the show. I actually don't know much about the guy so I don't know for sure that he's a jerk, but his literary output would seem to indicate so.

From what I've heard from a friend who went to one of his readings, he's a nice, friendly guy. You're right about his writing making him seem like a jerk though.

Steve of Bloomington

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« Reply #106 on: September 06, 2008, 06:33:03 PM »
Chuck Pahlanukanukaluau seems like a good guy.  He's livin' the dream.  There are a lot of tools that worship _Fight Club_, but he's written many a good book.  I read _Survivor_ recently, tho' it's decidedly pre-2001, it's good.

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« Reply #107 on: September 06, 2008, 11:05:48 PM »
phillyd
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
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mokin

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #108 on: September 08, 2008, 03:16:50 AM »
Where's Philly D?

He's on the list, no voting required. So is Mike Francesa. We're voting for the remaining three members.

jbissell

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« Reply #109 on: September 08, 2008, 09:10:50 AM »
I may have missed someone mentioning him, but where is Ryan Adams? Everything I've heard about the guy suggests that he's king of the crybaby jerks.  He's a jerk to everybody: critics, his girlfriends, hell, even his fans.

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« Reply #110 on: September 08, 2008, 01:22:20 PM »
Is Tom Green too dated for the list at this point? He really should have some kind of "Jerk Emeritus" status in any case.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2008, 02:42:22 PM »
Criss Angel gets a jerk vote for having the gall to spell his name "Criss".
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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2008, 04:09:17 PM »
As someone named Chris, I can get behind that. I'm even been distrustful of people named "Kris".

Bill Mahr isn't being voted for half as much as I think he should be. Am I going to have to start campaigning for him the same way I am for Bob? (Vote Bob.)

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jbissell

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« Reply #113 on: September 08, 2008, 04:40:46 PM »

Bill Mahr isn't being voted for half as much as I think he should be. Am I going to have to start campaigning for him the same way I am for Bob? (Vote Bob.)

C

I bet he'd be doing better if this poll coincided with the release of Religulous.

jake8jazz

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« Reply #114 on: September 09, 2008, 03:53:51 PM »
Why didn't jerk king Donald Trump make the list?   ???

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #115 on: September 09, 2008, 05:05:57 PM »
Michael Moore is also a supreme jerk. He's on my fab five of jerks list.

False.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #116 on: September 09, 2008, 10:02:15 PM »
gotta go with glenn beck.  i suggested him, and i stick by that.  ugh, what an idiot.  i have to say, steven seagal is a great one.  i also cannot believe no one said donald trump.  maybe people were thinking it was too obvious at the time or something.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #117 on: September 09, 2008, 10:20:46 PM »
also cannot believe no one said donald trump.  maybe people were thinking it was too obvious at the time or something.

Well, they said it, but they were Fudding it.
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« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2008, 10:48:20 PM »
http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/09/09/im-the-expletive-deleted-almost-batman/

If that's not a good enough reason to keep voting for Frank... yeesh.

jbissell

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #119 on: September 11, 2008, 01:15:17 AM »
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