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Who makes the squad for the Fab Five Of Jerks? Help narrow down the list with your votes and we will assemble a squad from the top vote getters! I'll reset the voting daily.

Chris Angel
0 (0%)
Zach Braff
0 (0%)
Gene Simmons
4 (8.5%)
'Celebrity' Chef David Chang
2 (4.3%)
Bill Maher
3 (6.4%)
Kevin Smith
1 (2.1%)
Danny Aiello
2 (4.3%)
Joe Francis
2 (4.3%)
Danny Bonaduce
1 (2.1%)
Glenn Beck
4 (8.5%)
George F. Will
2 (4.3%)
Andy Rooney
2 (4.3%)
Steven Seagal
1 (2.1%)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
0 (0%)
Stephen King
1 (2.1%)
Prince
1 (2.1%)
Dustin Diamond
3 (6.4%)
Jim Belushi
1 (2.1%)
Penn Jillette
1 (2.1%)
Bruce Campbell
0 (0%)
P.J. O'Rourke
0 (0%)
Ryan Seacrest
3 (6.4%)
Bob Saget
1 (2.1%)
Tom Leykis
1 (2.1%)
Nancy Grace
2 (4.3%)
Spencer and Heidi (count as one)
1 (2.1%)
Bill Romanowski
0 (0%)
Roger Clemens
2 (4.3%)
Barry Bonds
3 (6.4%)
Charlie Sheen
0 (0%)
Frank Miller
1 (2.1%)
Bill Belichick
2 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: September 22, 2008, 09:41:02 PM

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Martin

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #150 on: September 30, 2008, 12:14:08 PM »
Wouldn't they be just plain idiots?

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #151 on: September 30, 2008, 12:38:36 PM »
well, it's kind of a jerk move because if they want to be an idiot and smoke at a gas pump, thats fine...make sure you're the only one there. 

otherwise, its a real jerk move to smoke at a gas pump and not have any respect for me or further innocent patrons at the station, then put your cigarette out on the ground (where there is oil and gas) like, "oh yeah, i know, but i put it out."


of course you put it out, you were done with it, you jerk!

ericluxury

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #152 on: September 30, 2008, 03:50:31 PM »
When I used to smoke and also get gas, I'd go to the parking lot area of the gas station. But I was never sure if I was out of the danger range.
Has a gas station ever caught on fire or exploded because of a cigarette? Even if it hasn't, its still a jerk move, but just a different class of jerk move. Its the kind of jerk move that people who think that because they have a certain amount of control of a situation that it's okay to obviously and pointlessly put you in danger. For some reason, I saw this a lot in college. Guys who had like a knife or people who juggle dangerous things. I can't stand it when people do that because then after the initial jerk move, they usually imply that you are freaking out for no reason because of their bizarre unsafe behaivor.

kray

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #153 on: October 01, 2008, 02:08:26 PM »
bob saget 1 vote, and bill maher 3? this is totally backwards.