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Sarah

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 03:40:07 PM »
"Heave" and "hi" are so easily confused, it's true.

A.M. Thomas

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2008, 03:45:12 PM »

I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2008, 04:29:50 AM »
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2008, 10:56:37 AM »
A lot.

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2008, 11:04:41 AM »
I think a simple "OUT" would suffice.



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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2008, 11:51:14 AM »
How about "Your Out"

Although I like Heave Ho.
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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2008, 12:09:34 PM »
"I love you."
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2008, 02:03:47 PM »
"Thanks, honey."
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Spoony

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2008, 02:16:55 PM »
"I love you."

I like to end phone conversations with "alright, I love you" because you can practically hear the question mark coming out of their head as they are hanging up. They are positive that they didn't just hear me say "I love you."

I am, of course, judicious on who I use it on.


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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2008, 02:19:04 PM »
"Heave" and "hi" are so easily confused, it's true.

If you sing the song once with "heave" instead of "hi" you will see what I mean
I have a long history of booing

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 02:27:47 PM »
"I love you."

I like to end phone conversations with "alright, I love you" because you can practically hear the question mark coming out of their head as they are hanging up. They are positive that they didn't just hear me say "I love you."

I am, of course, judicious on who I use it on.



i do this.  it works especially well for ending telemarketing/collection calls and heated arguments over the phone.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 07:09:09 PM »
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Joe Rogaine

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 07:26:37 PM »
"Get Off My Phone" was coined by some other old radio guy, so maybe Tom just  decided to make his own original.

Spreekemp

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 08:54:44 PM »
I actually enjoy heave-ho.  The first time Tom actually heaved a caller ho is one of the funniest moments of the past few shows.  As things stand now, I think a disgusted "Heave-Ho!" cannot be upgraded.  Unless you add the thunk and splash of walking the plank. 

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Re: A New Heave-Ho
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2008, 09:18:07 PM »
I don't know if anybody has watched Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT (I'm not sure why you would, I only did because I hate myself), but his extremely clunky catchphrase to eliminate contestants is, "You're a jabroni! Get out of my ring!" TRUE STORY!
"Straight-up, helicopters are beyond fresh."