This is the official FOT Secret Santa 2008 Thread

[erika]

Why does "beef chart" sound so dirty?

[Martin]

Why does "beef chart" sound so dirty? (don't judge)

Fixed!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

probably thanks to those apes out there who refer to their junk as various form of beef/meat. 

[wwwes]

I received the items from my Secret Santa yesterday!

A glass fish wine decanter, which is fantastic:

A lava lamp (in a style I have not seen before, too):

A native american magnet, two incense burners, an anthology of noir novels by David Goodis and the book War Of The Newts by Karel Capek (both of which I look forward to reading) and a DVD of Roadhouse with Tom's own commentary!


Thank you very much, whoever had my name, but I didn't see on the package or insert who you are!

[samir]

I didn't post a photo before, but here is the book that Chris L. sent me:

[Sarah]

What, no mention of the bubble wrap, wwwes?

[snogrog]

Wow, Wes got a LOT of swag!

I'm constantly second guessing my gift choices for my santee. I'm a terrible gift giver to people I know, let alone strangers!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

im a great gift giver.  (im bragging)

[wwwes]

What, no mention of the bubble wrap, wwwes?

Did I fail to notice novelty bubble wrap?

And thank you, Sarah, if you are my anonymous benefactor.

[Sarah]

No, I just used your present as a chance to get rid of all the bubble wrap I had hanging around.  It doubled well as wrapping paper, I thought.  And you're very welcome.  To tell the truth, I envisioned you chucking almost everything once you were amused by it.

[Andy]

if you gave away all your bubble wrap, how are you staying warm this winter?

also, I just decided on a present today, but my present is going to rape all of your presents.

[wwwes]

You can never have too much bubble wrap. Never know when it will be useful. On an additional note, my package went out today, and I hope hope hope that it does not break.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

You can never have too much bubble wrap. Never know when it will be useful. On an additional ironic? note, my package went out today, and I hope hope hope that it does not break.

[Kim Kelly]

Did my Secret Santee get a delivery today?

[Bryan]

Did my Secret Santee get a delivery today?

Got it yesterday! Thanks! But I haven't opened it yet - I'm experimenting with delayed gratification, though I can't promise I'll wait until the 25th.

Still haven't sent mine off... be patient, santee.