I am home alone for the next couple of days, so I went ahead and opened mine, from Emily (I think there's only one, but if not, it's Emily A.) I got (these are facsimiles as I don't own a camera):
I got the Peanut Butter ones, and afk and efk sucked up all the rest like Harry Knowles at an open nachos bar
How we pass time down south while we're waiting for the cable to be run to get us those two network signals
Since I know that Emily's not stalking me, this turns out to be the greatest coincidence ever. I had been carrying this very book around in my car, the public library's version, and I never found the time to read it, and had renewed it the maximum number of times, which meant that I couldn't even reserve it again for 3 months. I grudgingly turned it in a week ago Monday; now it arrives in a package to fill my Christmastime with infinite warmth. I have read 100 pages already, it's a geek's dream! Thank you, Emily.
To all FOTs, past, present, and future; I hope every day in the coming year is as good as the holidays are supposed to be.
Your pal,
dfk
