I think it'd be a good idea to have a central thread for this...recent, anyway, if it's been done before.
I can actually use some help with mine, as in the wording/origin. Something like...
"I'll hit you in the face with your baby. I'll take it from you, and hit you in the face with your own baby. That's called a twofer."
I love it, but I'm not sure I'm remembering it exactly right. Anyone else remember this, or have one of their own?