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erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #150 on: May 06, 2009, 10:03:21 AM »
These PDF files are going to kill me someday.
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yesno

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2009, 10:38:00 AM »
Hitler was like a super Giuliani.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2009, 12:33:02 PM »
last nite at P. F. Chang's, "Shaun, I don't want your sloppy seconds fortune!"

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #153 on: May 07, 2009, 11:31:19 PM »
"Never underestimate the magic of clay...or imagination."
"Enough with the bandana, already." -Trace Atkins to Donald Trump

Jack from Arkansas

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #154 on: May 09, 2009, 08:12:37 PM »
Today my girlfriend said, "I wish you'd never taught my mom how to text message."

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #155 on: May 09, 2009, 08:17:50 PM »
"I'll do the worm on your grave"

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #156 on: May 09, 2009, 08:57:26 PM »
That dude who played Ogre deserves an Oscar retroactively because his performance is just amazing, his nerddar is epic.


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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #157 on: May 09, 2009, 10:32:16 PM »
"I'll do the worm on your grave"

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I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #158 on: May 09, 2009, 11:23:33 PM »
no shit. might as well lock the thread.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
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Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #159 on: July 01, 2009, 06:51:25 PM »
I love having a debate about Free Will while I'm wearing no pants.
"I'm riding the silence like John Cage up in this piece." -Tom Scharpling

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #160 on: July 02, 2009, 01:11:48 AM »
"I wish there was a 'car share' for dogs"
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erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #161 on: July 02, 2009, 11:15:44 AM »
"I can fuck up some Google ads."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #162 on: July 02, 2009, 11:43:39 AM »
"Why?  You wanna put me in your pocket?"










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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #163 on: July 05, 2009, 06:50:47 PM »
Dammit, Jamie...you told me Timmy was dead.

erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2009, 02:57:45 PM »
I think I'm giving birth to Keiffer Sutherland's character from Stand By Me
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