Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"she switched her baby because it had down syndrome...scandalous!"

[AllisonLeGnome]

"He typed kidney into the search box... not sure why. Was he trying to be friends with one?"

[Big Plastic Head]

"Don't squeeze toothpaste into my flower bed!!"

[TacoSmith]

This wasn't today, but it's a pretty good one:

"I'm Dick Dale, and I approve this T-shirt!"

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

"You remind me of Wilson from Home Improvement."

[Senator Gothman (D-OR)]

"Ian Curtis the dead guy?"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"she was obsessed with middle initials...."

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Trust me, if you ever heard me rapping for my group 'Flavor Ice' you would know why i never laugh at anyone's music."

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"what's worse is, i let her call me a whore and that was supposed to be for you!"

[Bernard]

"yeah this sounds good.  you can kinda hear the teeth falling out.  i think it works quite well."

[Senator Gothman (D-OR)]

"Don't blame Will Clark, blame Done Zimmer for throwing twelve actual clown on the field."

[ChrisRawk]

Not from today but someone might appreciate it:

"Accient Rome probably would have been okay if Caligula would have just cut the shit.  Maybe a little subtlety next go-round, ya know?"

[ChrisRawk]

Oh another one:

"How many musical montages did Cool As Ice need?  It makes Rocky IV look like There Will Be Blood."

"Vanilla Ice just hurts to look at in this movie."

I recently watched Cool As Ice for the first time and apparently had a lot to say about it on Facebook.

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Max Gail - tentacles or not - is always sufficient."

[DoodleJump!]

"It's ok. Pastries of a kind...don't seem to mind."