Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[erika]

"Nico just dropped a massive deuce in Herc's box and I don't know that he's all that happy about it."

[samir]

"If it isn't a Holocaust drama, not interested"

[yesno]

I have not yet spoken today, and this is the first sentence that I've typed.

[Trotskie]

"At least I know why they call it "Moisttown" now."

[Dan B]

" Are you going to Family Guy Sings at Carnegie Hall tonight?"

[cutout]

"In the future, television will only have two channels: one called Murder and the other called Fucking".

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"In the future, television will only have two channels: one called Murder and the other called Fucking".

i'll take this.


"You should take a bath.  Seriously, that’s a guy."

[Martin]

"I watched U2 suck in three dimensions tonight."

[dave from knoxville]

For me it's probably this; I apologize in advance.

"Staff and administration would have the faint consolation of a week off; faculty would get nothing but a smaller paycheck. "

[bakersfieldchimp]

"It's like you've never seriously thought about taking a sperm bank for all it was worth before!"

(chat, thankfully, so no one overheard it)

[Jason]

I managed to overcome this cursed disease through the power of prayer, eating raw foods and a strict excercise regime (Yoga, star jumps and power lifting).

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Those dumbköpfs [sic] called me back and said they are closing early Wednesday and asked if you could drop the chair off next week. I told them to screw off – using nicer words."

[Wes]

"You're all missing the obvious symbolic connection between Axl's huge bandana and Jesus' crown of thorns."

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i wish i knew Wes in real life. 

[Stupornaut]

"He's like the Peter Sellers of McDonald's commercials."