Surely there are worse sins, yesno. But this from a man whose profile reads "leave no child unsliced"? Is that an homage to Spike? Whatever the case, I love it.
http://www.recidivism.org/2008/08/balance_buddies.htmlMARKY: You know, it's my experience that kids are always great at scrounging up food.
SCHARPLING: Scrounging up food.
MARKY: Yeah. I mean, there's pizza places all over town, which leads me to my next thing.
SCHARPLING: Okay.
MARKY: My Pizza Voucher Program.
SCHARPLING: (chuckling) Pizza Voucher Program.
MARKY: Yeah, I got the best slogan for it, too.
SCHARPLING: Okay, what is your slogan for your Pizza Voucher Program?
MARKY: "LEAVE NO CHILD UN-SLICED."
SCHARPLING: (laughing) Leave ... Okay. Are you sure that ... it sounds you're saying you want to slice children.
MARKY: No, I wanna give 'em slices. And drumsticks, too, 'cause what parent don't want their kid to play drums?
SCHARPLING: Alright ... fair enough.