Jeezis, Cutout, I'm sorry. Swine Flu AND Michael Haneke. I hope that if there's a third bad thing on its way, it's mild and/or funny, like Klaus Kinski returning from the dead, pissing on your lawn, shouting, and walking away. (Incidentally, I liked The Piano Teacher, much in the same way I liked episode 2 of the Therese/Mike show).