I just saw "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
No toilet talk. Slobs win. New Jersey wins. Many laughs. Lines like "Don't judge" and "I set you on fire at the pancake festival." Whether you like it or not, it is the closest thing we have to a "Best Show Movie."
Of course, there were elements to annoy, including painful Indian stereotypes and overwhelming product placement (e.g. "We have him surrounded in The Rainforest Cafe"), but hey, this was not meant to be Fassbinder or Godard.
I give "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" an "A."
P.S. That last line is also going under the thread "Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)."