"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"
-Roadhouse
"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."
"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."
"I'm surprised at your height."
"I was trapped under a polar bear."