Get ready to meet my little friend

[Ramsobot]

Give me the food that she's eating as well.

[Chris L]

It's a Sicilian message:  It means Lucca Brassi smells like old fish.


You spend time with your family?
Yes.
Good.  Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family is kind of an asshole.


Senators and Presidents don't have people killed, Michael.
That's not what I heard.

[mostlymeat]

"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse

[B_Buster]

"Good morning, Myanmar!"

[andrew in philadelphia]

"An adult male must be cognizant of his own personal drawbacks."
 
                                                          - Magnum Force

[Kid Pain]

Other than my wife having my son, this is the best day I've ever had.

[Martin]

"Sound like a pig!"

[mcphee from the forum]

"Sound like a pig!"

This and "how do you like these apples" will continue to crack me up for days to come.

[Chris L]

"He'd kill us if he had the chance."

[CurtBlair]

"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse

"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."

"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."

"I'm surprised at your height."

"I was trapped under a polar bear."

[Chris L]

"I used to make love to guys like you in prison!"

-Roadhouse

"There are three principles I'd like you to follow. First, keep in mind that your opponent might surprise you. Second, fight outside. Don't fight inside the bar unless you have to. Third, remain cordial."

"I had heard you carried yourself like a man who ejaculates copiously, but I must admit I am unimpressed."
"There are diverse opinions on the matter."

"I'm surprised at your height."

"I was trapped under a polar bear."

Hurt ain't painful.

[pscan]

"Don't worry about it. It's the part of town where the Chinese live."

"I'm a king of the world!"

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Heeeeeere's Robin Byrd!"

"That'll do, bacteria."

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Go right ahead, make my day."

[Chris L]

"That'll do, bacteria."

A+, would herd again.