• FOT Forum »
  • FOT Community »
  • General Discussion »
  • Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3

Author Topic: Gift for my 30 year old friend....  (Read 4111 times)

Andy

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 6112
Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« on: January 27, 2009, 09:12:57 PM »
I'll be cross stitching this one.

"Almost Dead"?

"You've Wasted Half of Your Life"?

"Too Old to Fuck"?

Suggestions?
Logged
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Keith Whitener

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • Posts: 569
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 09:55:39 PM »
Put I Love You on it.
Logged

Andy

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 6112
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 09:59:51 PM »
my wife would be upset because she knows the woman I'm stitching this for is my back up (in case of death, not that I plan to leave my wife)
Logged
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

yesno

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 3426
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 10:11:39 PM »
"Please don't die before my wife"

"You are starting to smell like an old lady"

"Tick tick tick"

Logged

Matthew

  • Plantar Fasciitis
  • Posts: 35
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 10:12:18 PM »
My recommendation:

"For You, Life Begins ..."
Logged

Gilly

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 2110
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 11:04:45 PM »
Quote from: yesno on January 27, 2009, 10:11:39 PM
"Please don't die before my wife"

I like this one.
Logged

Andy

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 6112
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 11:08:50 PM »
me too.
Logged
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Spoony

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • Posts: 844
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 12:28:30 AM »
"The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese."
Logged

senorcorazon

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 1120
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 08:43:35 AM »
I still like:
"You've Wasted Half of Your Life"

It's too wordy, but if there would be someone to say "For most of human history you would know officially be considered a withered hag" in a peppy way, oh man.
Logged

jbissell

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 1807
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 09:24:42 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 27, 2009, 09:12:57 PM
I'll be cross stitching this one.

"You've Wasted Half of Your Life"?

"Too Old to Fuck"?

Suggestions?

Along those lines (if applicable), "Shouldn't you have a kid/be married by now?"
Logged

Wes

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • Posts: 703
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 10:47:27 AM »
I don't know if it translates to the cross stitching medium, but I've always wanted birthday cards that say "Happy Birthday" on the front, and when you open them, the inside just says "...I guess."
Logged
This may be the year I will disappear.

erika

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 2412
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 10:51:07 AM »
Some rendition of this chart showing the decline in fertility of women over 30. It would make a lovely stitching.

Logged
from the land of pleasant living

eastgrandforks

  • Policemans heel
  • Posts: 87
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 12:23:47 PM »
Since when is 30 the new morbid?
Logged

Andy

  • Space Champion!
  • Posts: 6112
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 01:11:22 PM »
Quote from: eastgrandforks on January 28, 2009, 12:23:47 PM
Since when is 30 the new morbid?
30 might as well be dead.
Logged
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Julie

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • Posts: 830
Re: Gift for my 30 year old friend....
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 03:18:33 PM »
really, things started getting better at about 30 and they do for most everyone i know. your friend is going to think you are a stupid baby if you aren't careful.
Logged
I have a long history of booing
Pages: [1] 2 3
« previous next »
  • FOT Forum »
  • FOT Community »
  • General Discussion »
  • Gift for my 30 year old friend....