Hopefully Teddy Rockstar will cover this on his next album.
You're hearing it in your head* right now.
*Except Julie, who is hearing it in her brain.
What, do you think everyone else has magic little creatures in their head, but outside of their brains, but inside of their skulls, that make the sounds of everything going on around them? If so, then you are like my friend Lee who talks to his pancakes, and whose pancakes talk to him, and who told me my toe hurts because I have aliens in my stomach. That's much worse than hearing things in your brain.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNBv40aB3Lk[/youtube]
This is my favorite horrible song ever, except for the Peppermint Stick Man, and it's exactly what the inside of my head would look like if there were little creatures there.