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Steve of Bloomington

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #375 on: March 13, 2011, 04:29:01 PM »
I'm just glad Tone-Loc is still getting work.

dave from knoxville

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #376 on: March 13, 2011, 04:48:22 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

Yeah it's terrible, but I'm pleasantly surprised at the Shaggs-like innocence of the lyrics. I thought kids were raunchier nowadays.

So if "kids are raunchier", EVERY kid is raunchier?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #377 on: March 13, 2011, 05:20:22 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

Yeah it's terrible, but I'm pleasantly surprised at the Shaggs-like innocence of the lyrics. I thought kids were raunchier nowadays.

So if "kids are raunchier", EVERY kid is raunchier?

Almost without exception!
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Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #378 on: March 13, 2011, 08:29:59 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

It happens because they're KIDS

I'm not a big fan of the song myself, but picking on kids as if they're expected to be making the highest art is mean IMHO.

Mackro, you're half right, and I'm not trying to pick on the kids here.  HOWEVER!!!  Weren't the guys in Free only like 16 and 17 when they recorded "All Right Now?"

ALSO!!! ... This is not the work of kids.  This is the work of a growing evil, here in Los Angeles, and of course adults are behind it.  Swindlers are nothing new out here, but these guys have just found a new way to do it.

A pal of mine saw the video I posted and investigated further.  He found this article explaining ARK Music Factory... http://www.bohemian.com/citysound/?p=7181
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #379 on: March 13, 2011, 09:49:55 PM »
Hey Steve, my initial tone sounded way more angry than I intended. Apologies for that.

That said.. Free? Really? We're comparing an all-boy band in England from over 40 years ago against one L.A. girl's parents today spending money for her music video?  You lost me.  If you had brought up The Runaways, at a mere 35 years ago, that could have been a more apt comparison.  Except a) Rebecca is clearly not being sexually exploited by anybody within the video, even if these Ark producers have done shady things with other young people in other videos (and yeah, I'm not going to watch all those videos to see if that's the case), b) The Runaways, all awful ethics and abuse aside courtesy of Kim Fowley, were GOOD.

..and at this point, I'm going to step back because it was obvious from the start of the thread, we each have a different take on what The Worst Music is.. for me, it has to be not only aesthetically bad (which is really easy to find), but also ethically bad, and done nonetheless by those who should have clearly known better. The music and/or video should be judged alone, though. Part of debating Bad Music is all the internal conflicts and conditions we discover and place on ourselves.

I still stand by my Kosmo Jarvis submission from months ago in this thread.


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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #380 on: March 13, 2011, 10:19:33 PM »
Have douchebags already started recording ironic acoustic versions of "Friday" on Youtube yet?

Sarah

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #381 on: March 13, 2011, 11:42:42 PM »
That last sentence is for you, Sarah.

And I appreciate it.

Sarah

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #382 on: March 13, 2011, 11:48:41 PM »


Being rich just delays the crushing blows that life deals to egos, often with sad consequences.


That last sentence is for you, Fredericks.

That's poetry and philosophy in a sentence.  Beautiful.


Fixed!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #383 on: March 14, 2011, 01:03:40 AM »
Have douchebags already started recording ironic acoustic versions of "Friday" on Youtube yet?
If not on YouTube then at least at really annoying bars.

mackro

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #384 on: March 14, 2011, 03:02:32 AM »
Not acoustic, but Eno-ssified....

Rebecca Black - Friday - slowed 5x


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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #385 on: March 14, 2011, 08:05:17 AM »
If this Ark Music Factory deal goes south, maybe she can sign with 4AD.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #386 on: March 14, 2011, 01:16:32 PM »
Isn't this reminiscent of that bat mitzvah girl video some years ago?  Same phenomenon, anyway.

Watch these poor, deluded children and weep:

Ark music Factory Launch Video Highlight

Pidgeon

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #387 on: March 14, 2011, 01:19:40 PM »
If this Ark Music Factory deal goes south, maybe she can sign with 4AD.

Is that a slam against my favorite label?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #388 on: March 14, 2011, 05:49:02 PM »
My submission: Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones' 2001 solo masterpiece "Angry Angry".

John Paul Jones-Angry Angry

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #389 on: March 14, 2011, 05:54:43 PM »


Being rich just delays the crushing blows that life deals to egos, often with sad consequences.


That last sentence is for you, Sarah and Fredericks.

That's poetry and philosophy in a sentence.  Beautiful.


Fixed!

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Refixed!  Trying to satisfy everybody is the true way to satisfy everybody, right?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!