i went to a party one time and my buddy danny's place and i was standing in danny's living room with his room mate and a few of our friends. there was a painting on the wall of what looked like the albino from princess bride in drag. like, it was identical to that albino dude only it had eye shadow, lipstick, and brown hair. THE ONLY DIFFERENCES. so i started laughing and asked, "who's painting of the albino from princess bride in drag?!" danny's room mate wasn't laughing. he looked at me stone faced and said, "i painted that. it's my mom." awkward!