Thanks so much EVERYONE!
It's 5:51am PST. The party is officially over. I sang my lungs out, my living room's a mess, and I got to walk a beautiful girl to her car and kiss her goodnight. But...
In true FOT fashion, it was Hugman who came through with the best birthday card I may have ever received. A self-made greetin' in the stoile my favorite home-statesman, Philly Boy Roy (FROM Pennsylvania. IN North Hollywood).
It reads:
Here's hopin' you get all nem things you loik on yer special day
(you dunce! Whut?)
[then on the next page of the card]
Dear Stan in North Hollywood,
HAPPY PHILLIE DAY!!! (moiy new name fer yer birthday)
Luv,
Hugman.